If an alien kidnap you what will you do?

Question

If an alien kidnap you what will you do?

Answer 1

kidknap them how smart am i

Answer 2

I would try to seduce him with my manly Shrimp d**k

Answer 3

if alien kidnap me i will eat them back

Answer 4

I'd offer them a beer, get them drunk, and fly the ship back to earth.

Answer 5

I would jump into a General Motors vehicle and just sit there. Most likely, no alien in his/her/its right mind would venture there.

Answer 6

I would ask him if I could drive for a while. The I'd check out the alien babes.  

Answer 7

Nothing, I'd wake up soon enough and the problem would be gone.

Answer 8

Remain calm..... Hope for a warm anal probe,,,,,

Answer 9

I would pick T-Rex for best answer, personally.

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