If an electric train is going from north to south and the wind is blowing from east to west which way is the?

Question

smoke going

Answer 1

dah

Answer 2

My mate had to deal with smoke from an electric train, some kids had thrown a seat out of the windows and it caught under the shoes on top of the live rail. The train was quite badly burned.

Answer 3

It's an ELECTRIC TRAIN and therefore there is NO SMOKE.  I almost bit on this one.

Answer 4

It also depends on the hemisphere in which travel is taking place, because of the effect of the spinning of the earth. Consideration has also to be given of the relative velocity of the train to the wind and the potential effect of the Special Theory of Relativity on the mass-time equation.

Would be quite an insoluble question were it not for the fact that electric trains do not emit smoke

Answer 5

Unless it's on fire chuck, nowhere. Oldies aren't always the best!

Answer 6

there is no smoke its an electric train.

Answer 7

nowhere (electric trains dont blow smoke)

although i could have said, out of your ****

Answer 8

South West.

A lot of electric trains have buffet cars, and it is possible that the toast could be burning.

Answer 9

there is no smoke. It's an electric train

Answer 10

This question could really only be asked in the days when I was a kid and there were 'steam trains.'

Sorry, not only is it 'old hat,' but anyone born after about 1970 would think that the train you're talking about must be on fire.

Sash.

Answer 11

Surely this old joke has been flogged to death by now!

Answer 12

Electric and diesel trains dont produce smoke.

Answer 13

i take it this trains on fire,because electric trains dont give off smoke

Answer 14

There's no smoke on an electric train...

Answer 15

its an eletric train it doesnt give off smoke

Answer 16

Dumb Question.

Answer 17

HA HA, IT'S AN ELECTRIC TRAIN SILLY

Answer 18

The old ones are normally the best, ha ha.

Answer 19

If its in the UK it would have to be out the window as smoking is not allowed in trains or enclosed public places.