If beer makes women look prettier, why don't women buy men drinks instead of wearing makeup?

Question

Makeup isn't cheap. Makeup companies milk women for all their worth because they know women will pay it.

Answer 1

That's an interesting question. I guess it's because the old standard custom is for men to buy drinks for women. Even though, in modern American society, there's no reason to assume that a man will have more money than a woman and so why should he spend his money on her when she could easily pay for herself? Of course, men like to buy drinks for women anyways because men always do nice things for women because men want the women to like them so that maybe... just maybe... the woman will give the man what he really wants. s*x. When a man buys a woman a drink, he's essentially implying that he wants to have s*x with her. Therefore, women wouldn't buy drinks for men because women aren't typically interested in getting s*x. And even if they were, they still wouldn't have to buy a drink for a man because women can simply sit back (with their pretty makeup on, like you mention in the question) and men will do all the work of approaching them and buying the drinks. All the woman has to do is act interested in the man and he will keep paying for and will give her the s*x she wants.  

Answer 2

Finally a woman who really gets a man.

Answer 3

makeup is less expensive and it keeps a load of drunk drivers off the road...

YES makeup is cheap, have you looked at the price of beer compared to makeup lately (obviously not)!!!

Answer 4

I think the Porter from Mcbeth says it all when he lists what drink provokes!

Porter. Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and

urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes;

it provokes the desire, but it takes

away the performance: therefore, much drink

may be said to be an equivocator with lechery:

it makes him, and it mars him; it sets

him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him,

and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and

not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him

in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.

And I'll shell out for REVLON any day rather than deal with the great equivocator!

Answer 5

Are you gonna keep him drunk all the time?!

Answer 6

i think this is a wonderful idea.

Answer 7

great question, best one I think ive seen asked here.  

Answer 8

Brilliant!

Wish I had thought of this sooner.

Answer 9

Feminists fail to realise that men don't want them.  Feminists will never do anything for men to make men's live easier.  Normal women will buy men beer to make themselves more attractive.

Answer 10

Well, you don't want to make him drunk all the time do you ? Beer is not good for his liver, so buying too much beer is not going to be healthy for him.

Anyway I agree about not to wear makeup too much. That is not good for your skin.

Answer 11

lol well done miss Theo, good to see some humour here

Answer 12

I don't like beer |:

And make up means...nothing....

Answer 13

By wearing makeup, she can have her "beauty" exposed to dozens of men. It's certainly more cost effective than plying those dozens of men with beer.  

Answer 14

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder