If bigfoot is real, how come no one follows them or shoots them?

Question

If bigfoot is real, how come no one follows them or shoots them?

Answer 1

Haven't you heard about what happened to Bigfoot?  He got grossed out by a boy named Wylie who was caught in the swamp with Hairy Man - His mama told him to stay away from the swamp, but one day she had to have him go through the swamp to take some medicine quickly to his uncle who lived just on the other side of the swamp.  Wylie was only about ten years old, but he was a good boy and always did what his mama told him.  She told him if he was in trouble the milk on the window sill would turn blood red, and she would send the bloodhounds to help him.  Just as she was putting in her ingredients to make a pie, she noticed the milk had turned blood red, so she knew she had to send her bloodhounds.  Wylie had heard footsteps when he was in the darkest part of the swamp.  It was near suppertime.  When he walked faster, he heard the footsteps also were quicker.  When he looked back, he heard it scurry away so as not to be seen.  He then broke out into a full run, and the footsteps were leaping closer and closer after him.  Finally, he no longer heard the footsteps, he heard just hot and heavy breathing down his neck and then Bigfoot's big hairy hand, or is it paw, grabbed little Wylie by the neck.  Wylie wiggled as much as he could but Bigfoot wouldn't let go.  "Who told you to come through my swamp?" asked Bigfoot.  "Mymymy mamamama," Wylie stammurmered.  "She sent me to give my uncle some medicine he needs right away."  "Well, you came right when I'm hungry and it's almost suppertime."  "I have some bread and jam," Wylie offered.  "But I'm not hungry for bread and jam," Bigfoot huffed.

"What are you hungry for then?" gullibly Wylie asked

"I think I'll have me BOY!"

In the distance you could hear Wylie's mama's bloodhounds coming to Wylie's rescue, but it was a smidgen late as Bigfoot's big, sharp teeth were glistening close to Wylie's head.  Even though Wylie was a good boy, he wanted to help his uncle more than become Bigfoot's next meal, so out of desparation with great aim he spit his big wad of gum at Bigfoot.  

"That's gross," screamed Bigfoot.  Bigfoot never had someone treat him so rudely.  Bigfoot let go of Wylie and ran away into the great Smokey Mountains and hasn't been seen since.

That's true as a story could possibly be!

Answer 2

Simple: He isn't real

Answer 3

No man, watch Harry and the Hendersons. (1987) Now that's real.

Answer 4

Because it's not bigfeet it's bigfoot, meaning one, I know he's out there somewhere, I just know it!

Answer 5

In fact they do.  I just got done reading a book by John Green (the most comprehensive book on the subject IMO).  Anyway, there were countless times when one was shot or shot at.  The problem is, with the exception of Daniel Boone, it doesn't seem too many actually killed the thing.  They don't seem to like getting shot or shot at and have become extremely wary of people shooting them and I for one don't blame them.

Answer 6

Bigfoot is said to be myth...but it depends on whos watching or listening to whats apparent in the vast country's forest...Of all the sightings including the most recent photos on bfro.org of a hairy ape-like creature bending over near a tree in the Allegheny mountains...truths may be told or overlooked.  I believe that this creature is extremely intellingent and elusive, and knows where to hide and when to come out.  Thats why people see them at precarious times but in wide open areas.  Never expecting to see them at all.  Hunters never see them because they are not looking hard enough and are out smarted by creatures who can blend into their surroundings and dissappear in a moments notice...their are people who track bigfoot...camping in forests, redording vocalizations, seeing abstract things.  The reason no one can prove is existance is because no creature that has been hidden for so long will ever knowingly reveal himself after maybe millions of years.   Keep a look out and if you catch one alive you will be instantly famous...good luck...the truth is out there.

Answer 7

Bigfoot is real watch the monsterquest episode about bigfoot.

Answer 8

not real!!

Answer 9

if you would like to meet him face to face, look on the map of California about 60 miles east of fresno is a place called wishon reservoir. drive across the dam (1 mile long). the first road to the left, drive up till you see a hugh bolder at a curve, there is an old logging trail next to the bolder, take it down the hill about 2 hundred yards, there's a stream. camp there. hunting season is best time and about mid-night. good luck.

Answer 10

Because its not real.