If creationists and monkeys were created at the same time, who got to the bananas first?

Question

If the monkeys got to the bananas first what did the creationists eat?

Answer 1

Beacuse crationest don't like the idea of being monkeys they lied and feared the monkeys and charels darwin apparentally

Answer 2

I'm trying to prevent an outbreak, and you are driving the monkey to the airport.

Answer 3

the creationists were busy figuring out original sin and procerating.  by divine intervention, they probably didn't need food.

Answer 4

simians they are smarter

Answer 5

The monkeys did, because they figured it out on their own instead of waiting for a 'revelation.'

The creationists had to settle for low-hanging apples that were dangled in front of them.

Answer 6

The monkeys got there first, then the creationists ate the monkeys. ;)

Answer 7

Because gravity is only a theory, creationists had to wait for a monkey to hand them a bananna.  They prayed for food & the rational tribes would humor & feed them because they felt sorry for them.  Therefore Creationists developed the habit of considering themselves the enlighted & privledged members of the primate order.  Monkeys & Apes began to avoid them but the scientifically inclined humans kept them around for amusement.

Answer 8

They ate different other fruits or they ate meat. Since creationists are humans, humans are omnivorous so they ate both meat and vegetation.