If evolution is true, why do the voices in my head say its a lie??

Question

LOL I know evolution is true. It's so easy to get a rise out of you people.

Answer 1

Talk to your Doctor , he/she will refer you to a Psychiatrist , Take care .

Answer 2

It's a side effect of the lime juice.

Answer 3

It is just some messed up feedback because you are a cat that wears a lime for a helmet.

Answer 4

The voices must be from the cat whisperer !

Answer 5

OK OK put the knife back in the drawer and back away for a moment this will pass

Answer 6

Voices in your are most likely made up, and they still don't disprove evolution.  

Answer 7

Could they be Satan?

Answer 8

The Lime Hat needs maintenance, that´s all

Answer 9

Funny, all the voices in my head tell me to do is put on a yellow tu-tu and do a mating dance for the buttercups.

Peace.

Answer 10

Sounds like a malfunction in the lime helmet, you probably need to change the tinfoil lining.

Answer 11

Never ignore the voices in your head.  

Answer 12

Lack of successful education or mental defect.

To many of the wrong illegal drugs in use.

Could be a religious virus combined with delusion.

Answer 13

Maybe you should see someone about those voices.

They might get you into trouble.

I wouldn't tell anyone else about them.

Answer 14

The little green men are actually little tiny lime kitties... and they're telling you stories to make you insane!

Answer 15

Because your lime is too tight...

Answer 16

It's all God's plans my friend.

Answer 17

the voices in my head want me to eat pie

..... oh and kill......  

Answer 18

Because no one has explained it to you properly.

Answer 19

evolution is a lie.

Answer 20

Because it is a lie!!!

Answer 21

evolution is a theory, not a straight up fact. it might be because you want it to be a lie. I don't believe in evolution.

Answer 22

  Hmmmm?  very good question. What else do these voices tell you? What would they tell you if it were false. Would they tell you it is truth? perhaps the voices in your head may be lying, themselves, muuuhah-haaa-hahaha! Besides, I don't beleive everthing I hear.

Answer 23

They may be aliens and know something you don't.

Answer 24

Strange, the voices in my head claim the opposite.

Answer 25

"kill them!!kill them ALL!!!

Answer 26

obviously it is an evoltionary trick, caused by Isis, to make you think that what you think is real, obviously isn't.

Answer 27

maybe its because you think so. or maybe someone you don't trust told you first that evolution is true!

Answer 28

Evolution is a lie!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look around you....look at the beauty of this earth!! It's way to beautiful to have been made by an explosion. Do you believe the pyramids in Egypt just "got there" because you can't see/don't know who made them?? No, obviously you know that the Egyptians who built them died thousands of years ago. Likewise, this earth and all of its wonders didn't just "get here" by some catastrophic explosion! There is a higher Being that created the world and everything in it!  

Answer 29

Cause you're wearing a lime on your head.

Answer 30

you are listening to the wrong voices - you need some tinfoil to shut the voices up and then some medication to find the right voice

Answer 31

Obviously, the voices in your head are lower life-forms on the Evolutionary scale.  All my voices have evolved to the highest planes and assure me of the factual nature of Evolutionary Theory.  In simpler terms: my voices can whoop your voices any day.