If fossils and dinosaur bones were laid down by God to test your faith...?

Question

could it actually be that Apollo is the true lord and he put down the Bible, Jesus, the Koran, the Torah, Mohammed, Moses and everyone else to test our faith and that WE FAILED THE TEST?

and he also scattered a load of dinosaur bones and fossils around the world and compelling proof of evolution (such as seven endogenous retroviral insertion sites that occur at exactly the same location as those of chimpanzees). If God, whoever that is, is testing you by planting bogus scientific evidence all over the place, surely he's playing other mind games too, testing you with false prophets such as Jesus and Mohammed.

If all you have is faith, how come aren't directing it towards Apollo? Lord Rama? Buddah?

Answer 1

Wrong.  It was Elegua (African trickster God of crossroads, Beginnings and Opportunity) who made it appear that Apollo put down the Bible, Jesus, the Koran, the Torah, Mohammed, Moses and everyone else to test our faith... He is such a trickster... Now that no-one worships him he can enjoy his life without all these people distracting him with prayers and sacrifices all of the time!

Answer 2

Nice try. False assertions lead to false conclusions.

GOD bless

Answer 3

All fossils were made when the dirt laid down as the water receded after the flood.

Answer 4

First of all, did you know that reptiles never stop growing? It's just a simple biological fact that reptiles grow all their life. They never stop until the day they die. Did you know that? Most people don't.Reptiles never stop growing.

Now, back in the days of Adam and Eve up until the days of Noah, if you look at the geneologies you'll find that just about everyone lived about 900 years or more.Instead of dying at 80 or 90 like we do today, back then they died at 800 or 900. They lived about 10 times longer back then.

Now think about it. If people lived 10 times longer back then, well it wouldn't just be people would it? More than likely it would be plants, animals, the whole ecosystem. If people lived 10 times longer, so would lizards. If lizards lived 10 times longer, and reptiles never stop growing, then if they lived 10 times longer, then they would grow 10 times bigger.

So instead of having a 3 foot long iguana like we have today, back then you'd have a...

30 foot long iguana!

One of the first dinosaurs ever found was called the iguanadon because of it's resemblance to the iguana. The man who found it said that it's skeleton looked just like the skeleton of the iguana except it was alot bigger. So he called it Iguanadon. Well, guess how big it was?

30 feet! Iguanadon dinosaurs range anywhere from 27 to 30 to 33 feet on average.

You see, according to the bible, reptiles and lizards would've gotten really really big back in the days of Noah

Secondly, Creation Scientists suspect that dinosaurs did not become extinct until about 3 or 4 thousand years ago.This would mean that dinosaurs went extinct sometime within the history and memory of mankind. Evolutionists claim extinction was complete some 60 or 70 million years ago, based upon radiometric dating methods. However, Creation Scientists have found these dating methods to be very questionable and innacurate. For instance, new rock in the form of hardened lava flows produced estimated ages as great as 3 billion to 10.5 billion years, when they were actually less than 200 years old. Does that sound like an accurate age estimate to you? According to Science Magazine in 1984, shells from living snails were carbondated as being 27,000 years old. Does that sound like an accurate dating method to you?

Thirdly, fossilization is a very rare and unusual occurance. Fossilization is not a slow gradual process that takes place over millions of years. According to the best available evidence, plants and animals cannot become fossils unless they are buried relatively quickly and deeply in the appropriate materials. Creation Scientists have found that the conditions that would be most ideal for the massive fossil formations found in the sediments would be a violent, global flood catastrophe. Dinosaur remains worldwide are associated with water-laid sediment.

Well, guess what? The bible talks about a flood like that. And it just so happens that that flood occurred in the days when reptiles and lizards would have gotten really big.

So you see, when it comes to the fact that we are digging up gigantic reptiles and lizards up out of the ground, most of which are completely fossilized, does this somehow contradict the bible?

Well, According to the bible it makes perfect sense!

Dinosaur bones don't contradict the bible. They fit in just perfectly. The things that contradict the bible are the inaccurate "dating" methods. Well, if the Bible is truly accurate, then it SHOULD contradict our innacurate dating methods now shouldn't it?

Answer 5

god did it

Answer 6

I've never believed that God or anyone/thing else placed dinosaur bones throughout the world. The end.

As for putting my faith in any other god besides YHWH, the God of the Bible, yep, I epic fail. Oh well.

I put my faith in the God of the Bible because He has done things in my life that you may or may not accept. Again, oh well if you don't.

Answer 7

[Insert generic Christian response here]

Answer 8

Ma Lo Wong did it! The Chinese monkey god loves pranks. He disrupted the court of Yu Ti the Jade Emperor of Heaven.  

Answer 9

Fossil records scream loud for the creation and the worldwide flood

Answer 10

huh...we choose which God we follow...go follow apollo, zeus, buddha, etc...if you want...what has failed is your reasoning skills...

Answer 11

i like your logic

Answer 12

Wouldn't that be a God that is malevolent considering it engaged in trickery and deception.

Answer 13

your right, many christians cannot escape the fact that thier god could be false, actually, they do realize it. but when i speak to them, they refuse to even acknowledge the fact that its a possibility.

of course ive also been told by a christian that the greek gods were proved fake......i was like :-? how can you prove a god doesnt exist? thier answer was....."well like, because no one worships them anymore!"

HAHAHA, little did they know how wrong they were.

Luzifer

Answer 14

Hmm... that's a new theory.

and I don't have a good responce...

not that that means you're right