If i hit my imaginary wife.. could i face imaginary jail time?

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Inspired by this Q (other people demented minds not mine, for once)

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Answer 1

yes

Answer 2

Only if you're listening to an old Atlanta Rhythm Section song at the time.

Answer 3

,, imaginery  ,, pretend yes ,,  

Answer 4

Yes, the sad, sad reality is if you watch the news, read the news paper, and keep up with current events in general you will find the term "Imaginary" is subjective.

Answer 5

I imagine

Answer 6

I as a part of the Imaginary police would kick your ***!

Answer 7

Yes, you could. I will be the judge, a real one.

Answer 8

Why are you hitting your imaginary wife in the fist place? And of course you would face imaginary jail time! ;D

Answer 9

I imagine so!

Answer 10

It's called spousal assault... Yes... It's a class A Felony... They would in fact go to jail.

Answer 11

yep

Answer 12

Yes and while in jail you might become the imaginary ***** of your cellmate Bubba

Answer 13

ya

Answer 14

Oh don't worry about it, we'll stand for you, we'll just simply say we never SAW you hit her... hehe

Answer 15

what if your imaginary wife hits you back, and you both end up in jail

Answer 16

Well I'm pretty sure imaginary wife could kick your ***... but aside from that. Yes, imaginary jail time is a serious factor, along with imaginary court trial.  

Answer 17

do it and find out !

Answer 18

Only if your imaginary wife doesn't contact the imaginary authorities or your imaginary neighbors don't report an imaginary domestic disturbance.  Then of course you have the imaginary right to stand an imaginary trial...

Answer 19

Why would you even care? Reality check!!!!!!

Answer 20

Nah.... Just hit her back and you'll be "Even Steven"..... lolol

Answer 21

My Imaginary friend stole my bike.

Answer 22

I would imagine so.......