If i stuck a windmill up my butt cheeks would i be able to recycle my wind?

Question

I can f**t with enough power to put a force 10 gale to shame, and i reckon with a windmill up my bottom i'd release enough energy to power London!

Answer 1

i doubt it but here's am idea fro you, get one of those "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" noisemakers and shove it up there and you can get a nice living as a street entertainer, especially if you are able to controll the parps into some kind of tune. If busking is not up your street why not just use it to frighten people., just remember to attach it to a bit ot struing fro easy removal, you wouldnt want to explain that to anyone in A&E

Answer 2

Even better, run a pipe from your rectom to the generating plant and fire the poilers with your farts.  

F a r t s are hydrogen sulfate gas and is full of energy.  Yew it is a fact the make fire.

Answer 3

Yes you could, but you'd get more energy by burning the methane emissions coming out of your butt. It is natural gas after all. I heard of a cow farm trying to do this once. Not sure how it worked out though.

Answer 4

it works with all the hot air coming from my girlfriends mouth ha ha

Answer 5

Hve you seen the size of these windturbines, i take it you have a large ***!!!!!

Answer 6

no If u stuck a windmill up ur *** the windmill would not move because there not enought energy to move it (u could get a bad smell though but still try)

Answer 7

Technically that is not recycling.

It may be more efficient to just stick your but up to a windmill just before you let your gale fly. I think your scenario would cause a blockage of your precious flatulence.

Keep thinking out fo the box...you might be on to something.

Or not....

Answer 8

LMAO dude that is just wrooooong.......

Answer 9

i would love to see you try!

you will need an ocean of vaseline

Answer 10

yeh but london would STINK!!