If i sucked out my eye balls with a vacuum cleaner would i qualify for a free eye sight test ?

Question

If i sucked out my eye balls with a vacuum cleaner would i qualify for a free eye sight test ?

Answer 1

NO, make sure you ice the sockets though

Answer 2

hi mickey,i think you would most definatley qualify for a free eye test,not like the people who use those silly hand held hoovers, they have to pay ! if you used a dyson or something like that im sure its free! but you better check with them first, i wouldnt pay if id sucked them out with a dyson,!!!!!!dyson rocks,lmao here welcme back

Answer 3

I don't think carrying your eyeballs to the Dr. in a plastic bag would count as an ordinary eye exam.

LOL @ the Hoover Opti-vac

Answer 4

That all depends upon the type of vacuum cleaner.  Hoover has a new model designed for exactly this purpose.  It is called the opti-vac.  Don't attempt this with any other vacuum cleaner than the HOOVER OPTI-VAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

Are you serious???   A vacuum prolly wont even suck out ur eye...

i think you know the answer to this question...

Answer 6

if u need a eye test, find some otha way to do it, than suck your bloody eyeballs out

Answer 7

Absolutley!!!