If i was a snowman in 76 degree weather how would i still be "alive"?

Question

no.

Answer 1

uh. no.

but nice try.

:)

Answer 2

Well, snow man.  If you were out side, I doubt you would be 'alive' because of the sun.  But if in a basement or garage you might stay 'alive' for about up to an hour if you were lucky.

Answer 3

if you were in the fridge/freezer!!!