If i were a coconut, How would you crack me open?

Question

If i were a coconut, How would you crack me open?

Answer 1

A hammer

Answer 2

Chisel and hammer

Answer 3

Well, I would get an All and hammer the tip through one of your 3 holes. After there was a clear passage, I would dump your milk into a glass and drink it, just before smashing you to the concrete.

Answer 4

I would put you in a trebuchet and launch you against a brick wall :)

Answer 5

Hit u in the head with the blade of a machete or large knife after I beat your head on a rock!!! Like this video!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHZgQ0z6S...

Answer 6

hammer.  never worth it though

Answer 7

with the back side of a butcher's knife.

Answer 8

I'd tell you a joke to crack you up. Mwahhaa