If i were to fight a gorilla who would win.?

Question

i've boxed for about 3 years now. I'm 6 foot tall weigh 220 extremely muscular.

Answer 1

If the gorilla decided to fight it would tear you apart with ease; if it decided to bite you it would rip you to shreds with ease.  A gorilla could easily snap your thigh bone with two fingers of one hand, or it could pull your leg out of its hip socket the way you would pull a drumstick out of a baked chicken.

Gorillas are not built like humans, so it’s difficult to measure comparative strength when a man and a gorilla do the same thing.  But it’s safe to say that if a man could pick up a car and turn it on its side, a gorilla should have no trouble flipping that same car on its side with one hand and very little effort.  It has been estimated that a gorilla is at least 10 times stronger than the strongest man.  One reason a man can only snatch a certain amount of weight is that too much weight would crush his spine and/or legs.  That’s also true of a gorilla.  But putting that aside, a gorilla could probably snatch 5,000 pounds without too much trouble,

Many years ago Frank Buck, a famous animal collector, had a large orangutan in a cage built of teak wood and nailed together with six inch spikes.  The head of one of the spikes was not flush with the wood.  The orang grasped that nail with its thumb and forefinger and pulled it out of that very hard wood like you would pull a straw out of a milkshake.

A gorilla is probably a good bit stronger than an orang.  

Gorillas don’t punch the way, say, a Mike Tyson did, but they do pound.  If a gorilla pounded your face with full force it would certainly crush you skull.  It would pulverize it.

In a nutshell, don’t mess with gorillas!  Lol

And thedruid is right about baboons.  They are nasty.  And, unlike gorillas, they’re not shy.  They will attack you almost every chance they get.  And they will win every single time.

This is one case in which “Pick on someone (or something) your own size” is bad advice.  If it was me, I would choose to fight a marmoset – and even then I would wear gloves.  Those little devils bite!

Answer 2

idk but let me know if u do

send me the footage

Answer 3

haha gorilla...

Answer 4

no doubt buddy

ofcourse u will win

humans can do anything

i go with u dear

dont forget humans also comes in the category of animals

so what if the category is "social"

humans are social animals

u will win as per your muscular strength  but be aware of the nails of gorilla.

Answer 5

Yeah, SCOTT M said it all.

Except he forgot to tell you to try and fight the gorilla anyway. Just remember to make a friend film it and post it on Youtube, because you won't be able to do so yourself afterwards. Ever.

The Darwin Awards will also be interested in your stunt, so be sure to have it well documented.

You could MAYBE last a while against a 100 lb. chimp - which would make a slightly longer and more entertaining video clip.

Go fight a monkey!

[To any animal rights people out there: I would never recommend such an action if I thought there was the slightest chance that an animal could be injured. There isn't.]

Answer 6

I have tried but my mother-in-law wins every time.

Answer 7

Unless you have a gun, gernade, or a sword..I'm going with gorilla...even if you had any of them, i'm going with the gorilla. If your dumb enough to ask that question, my hampster would woop your butt.

Answer 8

not u .,... lol jks idk

Answer 9

If he didn't kill you, you would need immediate medical atention and years of rehab for all the injuries you would sustain.  A full grown gorilla is approx 4-6 times the strength of even the strongest man.

Answer 10

the gorilla prob.  A baboon, definitely.  ;)  They're nasty

Answer 11

You gonna get yo a** beat.