If in the afterlife you could have any tail you wanted?

Question

Which would you choose?

I like squirrel tails.

Answer 1

why in the world..excuse me..afterlife..would some one choose a frigging tail when he/she could pick other things...like fresh road kill

Answer 2

A wolf..seems s**y.  

Answer 3

LOL, SugarBabe16!

Probably a little bunny cotton tail.

Answer 4

a white tigers tail.

Answer 5

Scorpion tail. Can you guess why? ;]

Answer 6

Yes, a squirrel tail would be pleasant, but I prefer a Rhesus monkeys

Answer 7

A kangaroo tail so I could sit down on it whenever I got too tired from dragging around such a heavy tail.

Answer 8

Monkey tail.  But there probably wouldn't be any trees, given the whole pure energy thing.

Answer 9

I was thinking of a totally different kind of "tail."

You almost had a convert, but you blew it.

Answer 10

I prefer my husband's.