If it's not one thing, it's your mother!?

Question

Are all women born with a genetic predisposition to become really annoying when they have children? Are there any exceptions to the rule or do all mums have the power to annoy?

Answer 1

Yes we are here to annoy you. It is part of our job and don't think that just because you are grown up that THAT will stop us or even slow us down. Sometimes being annoying shows we love you. We can also be annoying because you annoy us.   Poppy  

Answer 2

Learn to appreciate and respect your mother while she's still around. I would have loved to have had that chance, mine died when I was just five.

Answer 3

You mentioned earlier that you have spent some time in the pubs----fighting.  Maybe your Mom knows this and knows that some day you may meet your match and not make it home in one piece.  As a Mom, I know she loves you and wants the very best for you.  She knows that pubs just don't gt it done.  They're dangerous just like the bars and honky tonks here in the states.So yes, it's something built into us that makes us worry about you guys and want you to be safe.  We know the way you're going can lead to danger and worse.  So hey, give her a break and be thankful you have someone to love you so much.  You'll never find a wife that loves you more or better then your mom.  So love her and don't argue with her.  If you don't want to take her advice at least listen to her and allow her to think you are listening.  O.K. ?  O.K

Answer 4

Labor pains. They will remind you one way or another for a very long time. lol I think it's a God given right for women especially before epidurals. lol

Answer 5

I adored my mother!  Now, come 'ere so I can smack you!

;-D

Answer 6

WELL........... it has to be a female thing.  I have no kids and my brothers call me "Mum" all the time.  they say it is like having her here when i talk to them and I am the baby!!!

I Love when my 76 year old brother calls me "Mum" in a conversation.  20 years older!!! hahahah

Answer 7

That does not apply to all women I promise you that. My kids and I got along great and still do for that matter. I believed in treating them the way that I would want to be treated. Of course there were times (several) that I would tell them no, but it was for their own good. When it was all said and done, they were happy that I said no about certain things.

Answer 8

God gave us children to teach to become the type of human beings that other people won't shoot because they are too obnoxious to live.  Thus we must be annoying to those children most of the time that we are responsible for them.  Sorry, it's just the job description.

Answer 9

I love my sons and I would give my life for them

but they can be annoying sometimes, but not often.

Answer 10

Not all women are born with the genetic predisposition to be really annoying. Altho most have at least a smattering of annoying, either Really through to Mildly.

It takes great patience and practice but I must say that having children certainly hones your skills. They are the perfect practice targets. I bet that's why your Mum is so fond of you.

I have 2 daughters. One is an abject failure at being annoying while the other daughter (younger) is the current World and Olympic Champion of Really Annoying.

Tries as you might, not all children listen to their parents when they try and teach them things.( Just ask Sarah Palin ).

Anyway must go annoy my hubby. I ve been back home at least 10 minutes and NO cuppa tea has been delivered. He is slipping.!!!!!

Answer 11

Just my opinion.  Nope.  It is the children.  If they obeyed their mums--there would not be a problem.  Let's turn that around--do all children tend to annoy mums????

Answer 12

Half Drawn - I have spent 65 years wondering what it would be like to have a mother to love me and care about me.

Because I'm a private person, there were many times that I wish I had a mother to talk to about things that I could never talk to anyone about.

I have kept little things to myself that only a mother and daughter can share with each other.

I know this because I have daughters and a son.  They love me and I know at times I'm a pest, but they wouldn't be here on earth, if I had not given birth to them and they do belong to me.

I assumed the responsibility and did my best to be all I could be as a loving caring mother to them and  Half Drawn, let me tell you . . .mothers will always be mother's and love their children forever.

You have a responsibility as a son to be all you can be and to respect your mother and be thankful you have a mother.

My mother died when I was 8 years old and my brothers were 4 and 1 years old.

Love her and find a way to humor her, because you will someday not have her any more.

DeeJay.

Answer 13

And if it's not mom then it's dad!  lol