If it's "liquor before beer" then where does wine and champagne fit in?

Question

Since you're supposed to drink your hard liquor before you drink beer because of the different densities mixing in your stomach, where does wine fit in? Is it denser or less dense than liquor?

Answer 1

Because of the alcohol content, I'd say it's a bit denser than liquor, but not as dense as beer. However, I'd sincerely advise you to avoid using wine or champagne to get drunk. It gets you drunk a lot faster than you think, and gets you very, very sick. The hangovers are supposed to be killer, too.

Answer 2

Just drink it! As long as you dont drink a lot a lot of it you will be fine. And getting drunk off wine is a different type of drunk.  

Answer 3

Wine before beer, you're in the clear

Beer before wine.... bad idea!