If man is in God's image, does Mrs. God ever make Him sleep on the couch?

Question

POWDEREDb: Don't sweat it. Most of my questions are silly and borderline stupid. Appreciate the edit though!

Answer 1

Even God would smile at this disrespectful question.

Your ears are peaking!  Watch out that you don't grow up into you-know-who! haha

Answer 2

Also....

If man is made in God's image, shouldn't I see God every time I look in a mirror?

Answer 3

Well, I'd hope that Mrs. God is forgiving... maybe she only makes him sleep on the couch when he's sick.. (that's what I do with my Mr.)

Answer 4

No way. God would totally smite her ***.

Answer 5

I think they have separate bedrooms in heaven.

Answer 6

No fury like that of a women scorned.... so couch?  

               No....            more like to the barn with all the animals!  

Answer 7

Yeah probably, but instead of answering your question, I'm going to go off on a tangent and answer my own question in hopes of educating you.

Anyway, do you think people make fun of me if I say that I believe in Zeus?

Answer 8

there is no misses, God is perfect in its hermaphroditic solitude apparently

(but earthly herms will be condemned to h**l as homosexuals regardless which side of their intersexed-ness they go with apparently)

Answer 9

All the time.

Especially after that Mary incident.  

Answer 10

Okay lets say that for the heck of it, there was a Mrs. god.  she would never dishonor her husband and make him sleep on the couch.  She would forgive him and make him sleep in the dog house.....

but there is no mrs. god.  There is only one God, the God of Abraham, Jacob, and Issac, and our God.

Answer 11

man is god's image because when the bible is created .. man is sexist...  god is really considered as 1 according to the christian beliefs... but i dont feel like explaining the view of god through budhism, islam, taoist..etc  

Answer 12

Does she "make" Him sleep on the couch???

Job 36:32  He covers His hands with lightning, And commands it to strike.

What do you think?

Answer 13

Since we will be "Mrs. God", the answer is obviously "no".

Answer 14

maybe  

Answer 15

there is no Mrs god  when he refers to us as in his image it means a spritual one not a physical one

Answer 16

whoever said there was no such thing as stupid questions didn't see this one...

forgive me that was mean. there is no Mrs God. if the man was formed from the dust in the image of God, and the woman was taken from the sample of His rib and formed in the image of God... how would there be a spouse to God? if you'll read your Bible friend you'll come to the realization that God is an husband to His people... He gave His life for her, and out of the rib of the Lord Jesus came blood and water - His bride, His church, His people.

Answer 17

Yes, Mr.  God Potato Head is a couch potato!  

Answer 18

god has no wife or daughter or son he is the one and only one of it's kind. i recommend you stop asking weird questions!

Answer 19

Actually, if man was created God's image, and man evolved from monkeys, then God is a monkey so Mrs. God makes him sleep on a different branch.

Answer 20

She probably wasn't too happy when he fathered a child with another woman.