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If me and a bear got in a fight who would win?

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I'm the one who looks like they eat babies

me

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/teeth-mike-tyson-400a071807.jpg

bear

http://www.americanbear.org/shared/images/homepage/black-bear.jpg

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the bear.. it would just go [roar!] and you'll be scared!!
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bear. you don't have a chance!
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Hmmmmm.....bear I would say, but I want to see you fight the bear so we can find out for sure.
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you will win you would smash that bear , your tough
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lol the Bear would proubly win
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a bear can brak your neck with one hit or take it oof

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probably you if you wore brass knuckles and injected yourself with artificial adrenaline.

Hey, footballers on 'roids have been known to rip apart cars with their bare hands.

Although, if you wanna be with a woman again, I wouldn't reccomend it.

peace.
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Would the bear win? Does a bear **** in the woods?
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Video it and have your next of kin place it on youtube and give us the link so we can use it as an example of what not to do.
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I would say the bear.
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My monies on the Bear, have you made a Will out yet.
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bears are tough the bear would probably whoop your *** and that is mike tyson not you
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u would win, the bear looks like a wimp and you do look like you eat babies...don't eat me! im only 12!
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the bear would win no doubt, people underestimate bears. they're quite vicious.
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sorry, which one's the bear again?

haha

sorry bud

the bear

and is that even you?
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that bear would **** you up
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bear
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The bear.
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To be honest, the betters outside the ring.
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You should bring your hunting rifle if you really need to win that badly
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You have got to be kidding.

The strongest of course.
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you would transform to a swimming astronaut who is dressed like a mermaid

if u fought a bear

duhh
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that picture scared the **** outta me.
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NO you so kick that bears *** and then you could eat its balls LOL LOL LOL

-.- dumbass...
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Dude, its not even funny, a bear has the strength of 10 men and you are 1.

The bear probably weights 1700 pounds and you 300.
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u kant be serious???
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Do you or the bear have any martial arts training? I'd think the bear knows Wrestling and since you're apparently Mike Tyson I'd say it's pretty much a toss up between Wrestling and Boxing. Call George Foreman! Tell him to bring the grill! I'm gonna watch this!
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Depends on who is the better shot
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