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If men are from Mars and women are from Venus..how did we end up on Earth?

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  1. shuttle bus from uranus


  2. It's the perfect compromise: Venus has a tempestuous atmosphere, while Mars has a staid one. Earth is where life can begin!

    (Sadly, humans are destroying the environment at an alarming rate. Pretty soon, we'll need to find another planet. I guess there goes my theory about the perfect compromise.)

    Great. Now I'm depressed. =(

  3. I am so proud of you right now I'm spritzing.Excellent question.

    The afterbirth gets disposed of someplace I guess. Maybe we evolved from that.

  4. Tara J thinks we came from gorillas?!!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    thats frickin hilarious.

    now im not one to believe in a slow descent of man from unicellular organisms, but this is practically what I have to study at university.

    Um... it went...

    Australopithecus Afrarensis

    A. Africanus

    Homo Habilis

    H. Erectus

    (H. Neanderthalensis)

    Archaic H. Sapiens (Cro Magnons)

    H. Sapiens Sapiens.

    (more or less)

    um... Gorillas came from Robustus and Boisei, the robust ancestors, not the gracile forms, geeez Tara J, get it right,  

  5. i think you should ask L. Ron Hubbard or Tom Cruise

  6. Lol had a good laugh at this

    maybe John Gray who wrote the book transported us to earth so he could make a fortune selling his book to us#

    I mean if we are from different planets we wouldn't know each other so his book wouldn't sell anything

    all part of the plan lol

  7. niceeee

  8. apparently we destroyed all life forms on the 2 planets, we had to go somewhere!

  9. Scientology !

  10. A man from Mars met up with a woman from Venus on a ship. They ended up created a child and sent it on another ship to earth which became a super human being.... Didn't they make a movie about this?  

  11. Because earth is our neutral place for copulation without one eaten the other. You know they said that heaven is on earth right? I totally agreed.

  12. When the Martians and Venusians finally ventured off their home worlds and met, the sexual attraction was instantaneous. The only thing keeping them from doing the deed was the stench, since neither life form had bathed in a billion years. Through their jointly developed Hubba-Hubba telescope they spotted a resort world virtually awash (pun) with liquid. One scientist from each planet was sent on a scouting mission to test the waters for safety. The Martian was called Adam, the Venusian was Eve ... The rest, as they say, is history.

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