If my next door neighbor mows her lawn in a bikini, am I obligated to mow mine in a speedo? ?

Question

we always seem to mow at same time, my wife just does not understand that sometimes peoples schedules inter-twine

Answer 1

I like it, I say go for it, and then after you won't have to worry about people coming over and bothering you because they'd be to scared you would answer the door in the same attire

Answer 2

I got a visual on this question, and cracked up laughing!  Still laughing ...

Answer 3

Please don't.  Speedos are always wrong, even if you think you are Speedo worthy.  Speedos bring back a mental picture that I just MUST share.....

I saw an older gentleman wearing one on a beach in FL a few years ago.  He was so large that it looked like a thong from the back.  From the front, it looked like he was naked.

Still wanta wear that Speedo?

Answer 4

You are not required to unless you have some interesting by-laws with the Owners Association.  However do you look good in a speedo?

Answer 5

well, you're only obligated if you can first lay down on the lawn...and let your wife mow.  

Answer 6

yeaaaaaa right  whatever. you mean you schedule to mow your's the day that she does her's. just do your's the next day im sure it wont kill anyone or your grass. dont get yourself in trouble looking.

Answer 7

I can't believe you people ask questions like this. Of course you should. It is the polite thing to do. Come on people think before you type.

Answer 8

That would look so weird...lol  sorry had to laugh.....

Answer 9

yes please wear the speedo..but make sure you ahve something in those speedo do not pack the speedo with socks we know when it's fake

Answer 10

Stop mowing and start munching, er mulching carpet.

Answer 11

lol if you want too

Answer 12

I'd have to say assless chaps would be appropriate for this  

Answer 13

We once lived in a neighborhood that was like a scene from "She's Having A Baby" when it came to lawncare.  Freakishly, it seemed everyone mowed at the same time.  Maybe the question you need to ask yourself is whether you are mowing your lawn at the same time as your neighbor, simply because of that bikini?  If so, you may want to switch up your routine - your wife seems to dislike the situation. IMO, as long as you are not ogling and drooling at the sight of the neighbor, I do not see the harm in it...but I'm not your wife either.

Answer 14

i'm pretty sure you would have to wear a bikini...fair is fair, right?

Answer 15

*Busts out Binoculars and Popcorn*  

Answer 16

Yes.  It is in the neighborhood by-laws.  Haven't you noticed your other neighbor, the heavy set elderly woman in her bikini too?

Answer 17

some reallhy snappy answers here! So, here's my thought.

Mow your's first, go shower, then sit back and enjoy a nice cold beer and the show. When she's done go back into the house and give "momma" the benefits of the show!!!