If pizza and chicken ever fought, which would likely win?

Question

If pizza and chicken ever fought, which would likely win?

Answer 1

id wait till the end of the fight.....fold both dead carcass in a tortilla  and pump it with my tool     i win

Answer 2

pizza, Brooklyn style.

EDIT- plus, pizza can always call the mafia is it's in trouble, then chicken will be sleeping with the fishes!

Answer 3

Pizza for sure.

Answer 4

I believe that pizza would win.

Answer 5

chicken

Answer 6

I personnaly prefer a good chicken breast but i might say...

Pizza would surely win. For instance, chicken already had a shot at life, olny logic would explain pizza being granted something to be proud of...

Also... Pizza is very more varied with its engredients. If it was a fight for survival pizza would win, veggies and starches and proteins, OH MY! Chicken is chicken. plain ol' plain ol'

very cool question lol.

Answer 7

How about a chicken pizza.

Answer 8

pizza!  chicken is chicken.

Answer 9

pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 10

they would not fight, but make love. then birth BQQ chicken pizza for all to enjoy.

Answer 11

Well, it's a close call.  The chicken would have awesome kicking power from it's hearty powerful legs (Chicken legs are like a ballerina's.  Its legs are lean and sliming but *BAM* powerful).  But the pizza has a senses like spiderman.  As soon as the chicken starts to swing its leg, the pizza gets on its side and rolls away from the great danger.  But if the pizza couldn't move, the pizza would still have a fighting chance.  The pizza would use its toppings as darts and dart them in the chicken's direction.  And i think the battle would all depend on what deodorant the chicken uses and if the pizza watched "Breakfast at Tiffany's" the morning of.

Answer 12

chicken is too chicken, "GoOOOOOOOO Pizza"