If plants, fruits, roots, nuts, vegetables, berries, and mushrooms screamed?

Question

out in pain when you cut them down or picked them, what would vegans and vegetarians eat?

Answer 1

Tofu!!!

Answer 2

Oh my gosh!!

that'd be horrible!!!

well you would either have to eat meat or well, starve.

i dont even want to know where this question came from!

Answer 3

Who would care if they scream? Some of us don't go veggie just because we pity the animals.

Answer 4

they would be extinct and I would forever be grateful.

Answer 5

You know, its a good thing you asked this question because I was home alone the other day eating a salad and I SWEAR I heard a voice crying out "Harry...tell the others what you've seen!, send them my love for I am about to cross over to the dark side."  " The light, the light, its fading....everything is black....."  d**n that was a good salad.

Answer 6

Meat

Answer 7

Ah.  True vegans eat only plants that have died from natural causes...