If queen Victoria was alive,what would you like to tell her?

Question

If queen Victoria was alive,what would you like to tell her?

Answer 1

Time for a nap.  She'd be 188 years old.

Answer 2

Please, your Highness, moisturize!!  

P.S. Loved you on that episode of Bewitched!

Answer 3

Nice underwear

Answer 4

I think I would tell her a joke!  

She needed to smile more!

Answer 5

I'd like to ask her whether Prince Albert really had a...well, you know.

Answer 6

I'd tell her the U.S. still follows her strict moral code, even though she was never formally a ruler here.

Answer 7

Thanks for burning the light of democratic system.

Answer 8

I am a g*y man in the US and I am tired of dealing with the fallout of her uptight, hypermoral legacy.

"I am not amused."

Answer 9

I thought you were dead,; have  you seen  Billy Connolly in the movie?

Answer 10

"You will remain a virgin around me, because you are 500 years old".

Answer 11

"BOO!"

She'd probably die again.