If someone is sleeping besides you in the bus....?

Question

If someone would sleep besides you in the bus, and really would almost lie on your shoulder, what do you do? How do you react?

Answer 1

Quietly go through their purse or wallet...see if they have any good prescription medication....snatch their car keys then throw them down a storm drain....or f**t and act like they did it...unbutton their fly...tie their shoes together....heeheeeheee...I'm Evil....

Answer 2

If it was a rather tasteful looking man I just might enjoy it.

Answer 3

haahaaha! What funny thing!

Answer 4

id move them off,(i had a guy on bus the other week(it was crowded)who sat there across from me and my husband,and proceeded to let rip with the most earth shattering farts,he just lifted his butt and let em fly,with no embaressment whatsoever,not even a "pardon me"!!!!!

Answer 5

smak him!

Answer 6

Oh my god!I hope I will never get stuck in that situation but I would kindly wake him up,telling him he looks so tired

Answer 7

i start FREAKING OUT!!!

Answer 8

A stranger doing it I would wake them or try to move their head off my shoulder.

Answer 9

Get up and move.  They probably should have gotten more sleep before starting their day, and it's unfortunate you almost become a pillow, but there's no need to make a scene.  If there is nowhere to move to, I'd just politely give them a nudge or tap to wake them up so they realize what they're doing.

Answer 10

I its some hot chick...*nuff said*

Answer 11

That happens to me sometimes When they fall on my shoulder, I shake my shoulder so that they can wake up and get off of me.

Answer 12

i would push his head off my shoulder and at the same time saying excuse me sir. i've been there before.

Answer 13

You don't need to be awfully polite, I mean he is invading your personal space... I just yell "Oy"... As long as you don't insult or embarass the person it's OK...