If someone offered you $5million to copulate with Osama Bin Laden?

Question

when he finally creeps out of his cave, would you do it?

He hasn't had it in 7 years the poor man. I bet it's all shrivelled and cobwebby.

Answer 1

never

Answer 2

Why go to all that trouble when you could just turn him in and collect the reward that has been posted on his head. But I bet a lot of you knuckle heads didn't even think of that.

Answer 3

Thanks was just about to eat ewwwwwwwwwww

Answer 4

what wouldnt you do for 5 million... just thinkabout it just once and your set for life financially but emotionally you be f***ed up .. so me i would say yes after he shaved and bathed lol..

Answer 5

Tell you what...I'll see if I can get you 100 million Dollars if you'll go first (Zimbabwean dollars that is), by the way he's not holed up in a cave, he's hiding out in Terminal 5, safe as houses there.

p.s why would it be cobwebby? :-)

Answer 6

You sound obsessed with s*x. How did you know he hasn't had it for 7 years?! Why don't you earn yourself that $5 million.

Answer 7

No way in h**l!. Besides is he still alive or is someone carefully editing the darned videos he supposedly keeps sending us, I'd like to send him something but it wouldn't be a video.

Answer 8

Hmmm,at the current rate that's only just over two million quid - hard call!

Answer 9

Figures Dave responded first. How do you find these questions? Many funny answers here.

Answer 10

yes please seven years without getting his legs over.he would come before you say talliban..

Answer 11

No. However, a briefcase with 500 packs of 100 freshly printed $100 bills within reach would definitely give me second thoughts.

Yes, I used a calculator.

Answer 12

What makes you think he hasn't "had it in seven years" ...?

And if I'd run into him I would probably make at least that amount of money by turning him in... And I think that would make me feel alot better at the end of the day....

Answer 13

Oh deary me NOooooooooooo ! I might be broke but one does still have standards !! Now at the risk of saying I fancy them pmsl I might and I say might concider Scotch Mist or ...........cough, cough Dave S !

h**l how hard up am I fs !

Answer 14

ok now i have a mental picture thanks

Answer 15

im not a homosexual necrophiliac so no

Answer 16

I'd get very drunk and take rohypnol afterwards. Then I'd buy an Aston Martin and some hookers and be happy.

Answer 17

Well, I just my lunch at that thought.  Oh, and to answer your question   N O

Answer 18

Do i have to give or receive??

For $5 million I would let George W Bush join in wearing nothing but a set of chaps.

Answer 19

thats gross, no way

Answer 20

Sure, why not?  Worse things have happened.

BTW, you do know that Bin Laden is a very wealthy man and his family is very close to the Bushes.  Bin Laden also has several wives and is a hero to many Muslims.  I bet he has had it as often as he wanted it and is probably lying on a beach in Tahiti or Brunei sipping umbrella drinks.

Answer 21

Not at the current exchange rate (£/$).

Answer 22

For $5, mills I would blow him as well.