If someone threw rocks at my porsche?

Question

If I had a Porsche in front of McDonald's and I had tinted windows and a couple of kids threw rocks at it am i allowed to chase after them and tackle them down without getting charged or fined?

I just want to know for future reference.

I figure if I call the police the kids would be long gone.

Answer 1

Yes, if you want to go to jail for assault on a minor!

I've got a joke about a porsche.

There was a mouse and an elephant and they decided to go for a walk in the jungle together. So they set off walking and talking and were not really paying attention to where they were going, when all of a sudden the elephant fell in a hole.

"Oh My!" the elephant cried. "What will we do?...I can't climb out on my own".

"Don't worry" said the mouse. I'll just run back into town and get my Porsche and we will have you out of there in no time at all."

So the mouse ran back to town and got her porsche.

When she arrived back at the hole she backed the porsche up to the edge. The mouse then threw the elephant one end of a chain and secured the other end to her bumper.

"Here we go" the mouse yelled to the elephant as she put the Porsche in gear and pulled the elephant out of the hole.

"Thank you, thank you so much my friend!" said the elephant.

"My pleasure" said the mouse "Should we continue on our walk?"

The elephant agreed, but as he turned toward the mouse his trunk accidentally knocked her into the hole.

"Oh my goodness" the elephant wailed, "I'm so so sorry!...Oh, What are we going to do now. I'm too big to fit in your porsche!"

"Not a problem" the mouse responded "Just throw your d*ck down here" The elephant trusted the mouse so he threw his d*ck into the hole and the mouse climbed out on it.

Once she was out the elephant and mouse continued on their walk with no further mishaps.

And the moral of the story is... ?

"If you have a big enough d*ck you don't need a Porsche!"

Answer 2

depends on your state...some states, if you suffered damages you can go after them. however if they are kids you will get in trouble if you physically hurt one of the b******s. your only real choice is to follow them and call the cops on your cell phone.

Answer 3

You own a porsche.

You can afford to have it fixed.

You can afford italian hot rods and you eat at McDonalds?

I would throw rocks too.

Answer 4

haha for some reason I think this question is hilarious but I'm sure you would be able to tackle them

Answer 5

Check your state laws regarding Citizens Arrest.

Answer 6

As long as you use the Minimum force necessary to detain them it will be ok. Do not beat a kid down or you lose,

Answer 7

No, you only get to throw rocks at their porsches.