If stuck on an island for the rest of your life...?

Question

If you were alone on an island, in the middle of nowhere for the rest of your life what 5 things would you take?

Note: you can't say a mobile/boat/somebody

5 stars for the funniest answer xx

Answer 1

~That's easy:

A bottle of red wine

A dozen oysters

A can of French pate

A long black silk chemise

and a large pack of condoms...

just in case the navy shows up.

Answer 2

some paper,

some craons (that's how we say crayons in da hood)

a water purifier

a tent

and a book "how to survive on a desert island w/o going insane"

hmm, maybe scratch that last one, going insane might make it easier

so instead, I'll take a picture of Jason Castro (from american idol, come on people ;P )...ahh what a goofball

Answer 3

A blow up doll (boy)

water &food

clothes

tampons

Musical instrument

Answer 4

drinking water,

survival knife,

flint,

shelter,

food

sorry its not funny, but i would like to survive:-D

Answer 5

Water Purifier,

A pool,

Pie,

A ball,

s*x toy

Answer 6

1) A bunch of books

2) Plenty of Marijuana seeds

3) Some food or something

4) A bunch of lotion

5) A knife, some matches, and a bowl

6) Something to remind me of home. (You only said 5 but I'm adding this anyway)

Answer 7

1. um a volleyball

2. oo cherries seeds to build a cherry tree u can plant thta right?

3.umm lots and lost and lots of water thats clean cuz duhh

4. umpshh i dont need nothing else

5. cept my cell hpne but it wont work :[[ hmm o well i cant think of anything else o yea my brain! yea thats the stuff il survive i will survive yea i will survive nvm how oes that go and this isnt number 5 either it stoppped at my brain part or whatever  umm bye :]

Answer 8

toilet paper,because i dont want p**p everywhere)

underpants8 i dont want to be totally nude)

good book

knife

an attractive woman with a great personality

Answer 9

hmmm,

1. fruitloops (gotta have those :P)

2. A shrubbery!! (like from monty python, With another shrubbery a little bit higher with a path going though, lol)

3. A book (how to deal with being stuck on an island while slowly going insane)

4. Shark guard (for all your pesky shark needs)

5. A WILSON BASKETBALL!!! (can't be properly stranded on an island without one of thoses!!)