If the Ark landed in the Middle-East, how did Kiwis' reach New Zealand?

Question

Kiwis are a flightless bird, yet they are only found on the Island of New Zealand, in the middle of the ocean. Did 'God' magically transport the birds to the island? If he did, why didn't he just just transport all the 'evil' humans to the middle of the ocean and let them drown, it would have amounted to the same thing, and would have taken a lot less effort. Lets say the somehow managed to reach New Zealand by themselves, how come they weren't eaten on the way? What prevented the carnivours on the Ark from eating them? Did 'God' stop the carnivours from eating them in order to protect them? What do you feed the carnivours then?

Answer 1

Most Muslim scholars believe that the flood during Noah's time was local.

Answer 2

Which is why I believe none of that ever happened.  Makes NO sense.

Why would God kill people using the methods they already knew?  

Why not really show them who is boss by 'melting' them or something really godlike?  He could have turned them into sheep...hmm, maybe he DID!

Answer 3

An excellent point, with only one problem - New Zealand is two Islands.  Three if you count Stewart Island.  Which, I suppose, we must.*

Other than that, though, you've done a marvelous job of showing that the story of Noah is fine as a story, but not so s**t-hot as a historical or scientific document.

Answer 4

Where is your proof the Ark landed in the Middle-East?

...and you are convinced Kiwis were on the Ark?

Do you own a time-machine?

Answer 5

I think no matter what answer you get you're still not going to believe in God so...

NEXT!

Answer 6

It is called "continental drift."  Even science acknowledges that the continents were all one land mass at one time.

The flood is recorded in Genesis 6.

The separating of the continents is recorded in Genesis 10:25.

The passage mentions it was in the days of Noah's great-great grandsons.  

Answer 7

they walked

Answer 8

They got there the same way the Kangaroos did.

Answer 9

as i always say, "with fiction, all things are possible"