If the Bible has all the answers, why do I get Fs on tests if I use "Jesus" for every question?

Question

I actually tried this and I got a 0%.

Answer 1

Because of the conspiracy of Atheists to discriminate against Christians and to destroy Christianity.

Answer 2

LMAO!!!!

Answer 3

Obviously you do not know what the bible is for. and there is a text book for your problem! Dang you are pretty stupid! How old are you?

Answer 4

Because Jesus is not God's name.  It is his son's name.  You have to call on the name of the Lord for help and that scripture that says to call on his name is referring to God not Jesus.

Now, once you find what God's personal name is (and it is in most bibles) I'll tell you that God only helps those who help themselves.  so basically - you can't pray your way out of stupidity.

Answer 5

You are surprised that your teacher did not reward you for moronic behavior.  Curious.

Answer 6

Well, I'll go out on a limb here and say it's the bible that's supposed to have the answers, not "Jesus" IS the answer

(I don't think the bible has any answers, however)

Answer 7

Flunked Sunday school, ay mate?

Answer 8

LMAO!!!!!

Answer 9

You should have stated your reference, like this: The answer is Jesus Christ (see The Holy Bible for proof). They probably thought you were talking about the janitor.

Answer 10

Good answer. However, try again.

At this rate you will find it hard to graduate.

God gave all us some common sense. Try that now.

Answer 11

LOL.  Seriously though, I see your actual question hidden in this.

It's not that the Bible has all the answers, it's that all the answers in the Bible are right.  Of course the Bible doesn't have the answer to 2+2.  God gave you a brain and critical reasoning skills...he wants you to use them.

I appreciate your juxtaposition of incongruities.  As a former teacher, I would have given you a little credit for being sarcastic.

Now, go study for your next test!!!

Answer 12

They were asking Old Testament questions.

Answer 13

She thinks your kidding. Just answer the test how she wants it to be answred, or if your truely serious and standing up to your beliefs, talk to your parents and have them write a letter out.

Or ,instead of saying Jesus, explain what you found in the bible that answered the questions

Answer 14

Perhaps you get F's because you are a dunce!

Answer 15

Jesus

Answer 16

A bill was actually put forward in Florida that would have made this acceptable. Thank goodness more intelligent minds prevailed.

Answer 17

Try using "goddidit" as the answer next time and see if that gets better results.

Answer 18

*drinks nonalcoholic beverage*

Answer 19

Because the bible doesn't consist of "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,Jesus, Jesus, Jesus,"

It does have other words.

Answer 20

You should have written "John 3:16". That's the answer. Duh.

Or maybe your teacher is one of those Devil-Worshipping Heathens. Next test, write "Satan" for every answer, and see if that works better.

Answer 21

well you do have to use some common sense.

Answer 22

Because, you're supposed to put "A Miracle" for every answer, not Jesus.

Duh.

Answer 23

God works in mysterious ways, but there must be a reason he made you get an F.  Maybe he trying to tell you to quit goofing off and be serious about life.

Answer 24

lol

Answer 25

DUH ......RELIG ANSWERS

Answer 26

Your parents must be so proud.  

Answer 27

Because youru teacher is not religious.