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If the NBA/WNBA was a high school?

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Which players would be the:

Preps

Bullies

Loners

Guys on the short bus

In the back alley behind the cafeteria passing joints

Emos

Nerds

Dorks

g*y guys

etc.

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Preps- Sam Cassell the alein is always the most popular,

Bullies- Yao Ming- he'll swear at you in Chinese and you wont know what hes saying and you'll run away crying and Robert Horry- youll get a bloody nose with this guy

Loners- Kwame Brown

Guys on short bus- Nate Robinson, Earl Boykins

Passing Joints- Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson (getting high before their next brawl)

Emos-Marburry (He wont stop being Emo till hes out of the cursed Knicks team)

Dirk (He lost to the warriors after having the BEST record in the NBA...lol he misses nellie)

Nerds- Brandon "Braces" Wright

Dorks- Rip Hamilton ("nice mask...dork")

g*y- Dirk after finding out Adina likes him.

Poser- Kwame Brown

Class Clown- Greg Oden
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Preps: Baron Davis, Damon Jones, Kyle Korver, Wally Sczerbiak

Bullies: Ben Wallace, Allen Iverson, Jason Maxiell, Joey Dorsey, Stephen Jackson

Loners: Darius Songalia, Spencer Hawes, Greg Oden

Guys on the Short Bus: Melvin Ely, Josh Howard, JOAKIM NOAH

Passing Joints: Joakim Noah, Josh Howard, Melvin Ely

Emos: Scott Pollard.

Nerds: Martell Webster, JJ redick, Mike Dunleavy Jr. Mark Madsen

Dorks: aren't nerds just like dorks, basically?

g*y Guys: Manu Ginobili, Anderson Varejao, Walter Herman, Steve Nash

Class Clowns: Ron Artest, Jon Salley (iknow), Shaq, Brevin Knight (he's funny)

Posers: Manu Ginobili, Kevin Durant
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Preps- kg kobe chris paul and wade

Bullies shaq

Loners andrew b and andrew bogut

Guys on the short bus tmac

In the back alley behind the cafeteria passing joints josh howard allen iverson

Emos steve nash

Nerds seattle players

Dorks all laker players

g*y guys i dont know one
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Preps - Paul Pierce

Bullies- Shaq

Loners - Yao Ming (the guy seems pretty closed)

Guys on the short bus - A.I.,

In the back alley behind the cafeteria passing joints - Kobe, LeBron, and Ron Artest.

Emo - KG

Nerds - Jordan Farmar.

Dorks - Dirk Nowitzki. LOL. (he'll be Mr. Bean on a holiday, after he gets tired of Cyd.)

g*y guys - i dunno.

Poser- Shawn Marion.

Class Clown - Greg Oden (the guy is hilarious, he wud wear his goofy glasses)
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Preps: Kyle Kover, D-Wade, and Wally Szczerbiak (all seem like pretty boys)

Bullies: No doubt Rasheed Wallace, Shaq, and Ron Artest

Loners: Yoa seems lonerish

Guys on the short bus: Charles Barkely (I know he is long retired but he belongs there)

Passin Joints: Jason Terry

Emos: Steve Nash

Nerds: Robin Lopez (in his suns interview he has he collects Disney stuff and hangs out at boarders all the time)

Dorks: Greg Oden (so funny)

g*y guys: Dirk and Anderson Varejao
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garnett

shaq

peja

yao

iverson and carmelo

kidd

farmar

dampier

lebron
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preps-kobe bryant, Allen iverson, gilbert arenas

bullies- Shaq

loners- JJ reddik

guys in the short bus- rodney stucky cause hes not that smart

back alley guys- nate robinson, baron davis

emos- rasheed wallece

nerds-peja stoakovich (hes my guy)

dorks- sean may -hes stupid

the best overall-Deron Williams
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