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If the Taliban kidnapped Gordon Brown, what ransom would the U.K be willing to pay for his safe return? ?

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lestruy...If Gordon does to those Islamic extremists, what he has done to the British public...they'll be fcuked in no time. :)

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  1. Give it a few days and we will be able to ask millions for them to keep him!  They'll send him back fast.


  2. Personally I would pay them to keep him

    I've got 4 camels, 5 asses, and a collection of vintage Playboy magazines ready to go

  3. Season tickets to Manchester United....away games.

  4. I would pay them a couple months wages to keep him, to stop him harming the UK.

  5. The UK has a policy not to pay ransoms for anyone.

  6. we could send them all the country's debt's and see if that would do

  7. ransom you are joking I would give them a knighthood and unlike tony blair and ****** levy I would not require a donation to my account

  8. £1.000,000 to keep him  

  9. I would say!Do not pay the ransom!Let them keep him!Or!Pay the Taliban to keep him!

  10. The Taliban wouldn't want him - he has no value anywhere except maybe to his family.

  11. How about an even up swap?

    Him for the "Poodle" and no questions asked?

  12. I think they'd end up paying the ransom to give him back!

    Gordon- I have no idea what you're like as a person, but as the political leader of my country you're useless!

  13. tony blair.

  14. Tony Blair  

  15. £4.50

  16. I think 50 Pence Including VAT will be a pretty reasonable Amount !

  17. We would ask them to pay us to take him back

  18. That's sick.  Have you seen what radical Islam does to those they kidnap?

  19. as a point of law the uk never pay ransoms

  20. had a whip round in the office as an experiment, came up with 4p an out of date parking ticket an unidentifiable sweet covered in trouser fluff and a tomato pip that had somehow made its way into my navel. Personally i think we were over generous.

  21. Nowt!

  22. At this point of the olympics, 18 gold medals!

  23. One tonne of pig ****

  24. I don't mind arranging a collection to keep him there  

  25. You Can Have Him as Part Exchange for some afgan

  26. none

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