If the Virgin Mary told her story on Jeremy Kyle would she pass the lie detector test ?

Question

If the Virgin Mary told her story on Jeremy Kyle would she pass the lie detector test ?

Answer 1

Yes...  which is more than can be said for the  pregnant, inbred,  15 year old lumpers who normally grace our screens on the Jeremy Vile show ...

Answer 2

Of course it is the truth and she would pass.

I have six children and have never had s*x with a man.

Answer 3

I can see it now OK Mary we asked have you ever had any sexual contact,  you said NO, the lie detector said YOU WERE LYING. Did you really think you could get away with it, come on now tell the truth , a VIRGIN BIRTH did you expect us to believe that ?

Answer 4

Agnostic, mate - I neither know nor care.  Sorry

Answer 5

Why would the mother of our saviour get involved in trash like the JK show?

Answer 6

why would Mary go on such rubbish like the jeremy kyle show?

and even if she did of course she would pass it

1. because its true

and

2. because she would never lie

Answer 7

The Jeremy kyle show is nothing but Trash Television. As for your other part of your question Mary would pass with flying colours as Mary Is Jesus Mother and she conceived through the immaculate conception. I find your question in poor taste equating Mary with the jeremy kyle show!.

Answer 8

Maybe.

You see, lie detectors do not detect lies. They measure certain bodily responses to stress, and the result is subjectively interpreted by the operator. So if she was a good actress, or if she really believed her own story, or if the operator was a christian, she probably would pass!