If the all blacks are allowed to do the haka before every match.......?

Question

why can't the english team do a morris dance or the birdy song dance?

Answer 1

nz all BACKS (no forwards)

we should do a romper stomp dance on them. While were on the subject, why are nz women so d**n ugly?

Answer 2

SCOTS COULD THE HIGHLAND FLING

IRISH DO THE RIVER DANCE

WELSH COULD DO  DAWNS Y CLOGS/GWERIN

ME THINKS NOT.................

Answer 3

because no-one else thought of it before the K1W1s did.besides that it's a tradition of the maoris to do the haka before they go into battle(war etc) and the allblacks used to be composed mainly of maoris and still are a very important part of the team.what'd you think it was a rain dance.you must be a pahkea(sorry about the spelling guys)

Answer 4

I think toy've totally missed the point of the Haka.

Answer 5

because it would be seen as racist if the english did something

Answer 6

but if the opponents pee themselves laughing, then they would still be laughing when england have already scored 7 tries. Why not try doing one big amarillo?

Answer 7

They would have to do sonething that would intimidate the opposition.

I suggest they parade the Wags of the team.

Let's say as polite as possible and that some of them are not quite as pretty as the English football team wags.

Answer 8

The dingos have started playing waltz sing matilda before they kick off and after the haka.... no reason the English couldn't do something similar. The haka is about laying down a challenge though and should be respected, other teams are welcome to lay down a challenge before or after.

Answer 9

Because that would be stupid!!

Answer 10

I'm sure they could if they wanted but they would look even more prattish than they already are. It would be hilarious to watch though.

Answer 11

I think we should do the Hokey Cokey.

Answer 12

i think they should - might lighten the atmosphere a bit :)

Answer 13

They probably could if they wanted to but with the All Blacks it's a traditiion, isn't it? I can't see the English rugby team doing a ruddy morris dance or the birdy song before they play at Twickers, can you? They'd be a laughing stock all round the world. lol.

Answer 14

My school rugby team does the hokey cokey in the changing room before most matches, today we forgot to do it and lost. I think England should do it on the pitch.

Answer 15

yeah,why dont the springboks do the macerena or the bartman while the all blacks perform the haka.

Answer 16

Its all about the mental game

Do you really think the morris dance is gonna be intimidating?

The whole world will just pee themself laughing thats what would happen

Answer 17

The Scots already have a response check it out at the link below!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaJSGky4F...

Answer 18

I agree with you 100%.  Personally, I think it should be "ring-a-ring-a-roses"

This could be extended to other international matches, so the Morris Dancing could fill a happy hour to bore the Scots, and we could have Chas and Dave before the Welsh match to show that we can sing as well.

Answer 19

THE ENGLISH CANT DANCE