If the bad boys of Aussie rules formed a team who would you pick to play?

Question

My team would be

Wayne Carey Cpt

Ben Cousins Vice Cpt

Mal Brown

Gary Ablett snr

Alan Didak

Jimmy Krakeour

Geoff Farmer

Micheal Gardiner

Mal Micheal

Brendon Fevola

Daniel Kerr

Thats just a start

Who would you pick?

I posted this question last week in the wrong section and changed my team a bit so I thought I would repeat it so have some fun with it.

Answer 1

OK the picks so far are good but as a Selection Committee member I'd have to add some all time favourites:

Ronny Andrews (Ess)

David Cloke (Coll)

Mark Jacko Jackson (Geel)

The Krakouer brothers (just about every team!)

The Whitnall brothers (Lance - Carlton and whatsisname - nobody)

Spider Everett

You'd have to have Neville Bruns and Leigh Matthews in the same team just so they could have a blue or two (no one from any opposition would be game to pick a fight so they'd have to start their own)

I'd be voting for Carey as captain no doubt but leadership teams are important (I guess they buy the drugs and beer and arrange alternative functions at training times)

Can you imagine the training sessions for this team!!!! Waverley Hotel and a recovery session at Hawthorn Police Station?!?!

Answer 2

Well i would have

Michael Gardiner

Fraser Gehrig

Brendon Fevola

Jeff Farmer:

Alan Didak:

Ben Cousins

Wayne Carey

Daniel Kerr

Daniel Chick

Ben Johnson

Chris Tarrent

Byron Pickett

Jimmy Krakeour

Steven Lawrence

Steve Johnson

Cambell Brown

thats all so far

Answer 3

B:Dean Soloman(ess,fre), Mal Micheal(bl,ess) David Johnson(geel)

HB:Campbell Brown(haw), Nathan Carroll(melb), Ty Zantuck(rich,ess)

C:Chad Fletcher(wce), Andrew Embery(wce) Shannon Grant(syd,kang)

HF:Alan Didak(coll), Wayne Carey(c)kang,adle), Jeff Farmer(melb,fre),

F:Andrew Krakeour(rich), Gary Ablett snr(vc)geel), Brendon Fevola(carl)

FOLL:Micheal Gardiner(stk,wce), Daniel Kerr(wce), Ben Cousins(wce)

INTER:Dale Kickett(ess,fre), Mark Jihnson(ess,Fre), Ashley Sampi(wce), Aaron Edwards(wce, kang)

Gee there are a few West Coast Eagles players in the team

Answer 4

It would depend on your interpretation of Bad Boys.

But a few names to consider:

Johnstone (Bris)   Hale (Roos)  Schwartz (ex Melb)  - Gambling Problems of big proportions.

Justin Charles - Steroid abuser

Angwin and Norman (ex Carlton)  Ecstasy abuse

Pyke  (Melb, Roos, Bris)  Alcohol

Neitz  Casino's Taxi/s  Druunk

Bourke (Collingwood) Hitting Feild Umpire

Carmen (Coll)  Headbutting Boundary Umpire

Liberaotore  Continually gouching

Pickett  (Melb, Prt) Alcohol, Car accidets etc

Burgoyne (Port) Heuskas (Syd Bris) Charged  with  Rape

Ottens  (Rich , Cats)  Charged with being drunk

Tarrant  (Coll, Freo)  pick a subject

MIlne and Montagna (saints)  Accussed of sexual assault

Farmer (Melb and freo)  G/f basher

It just goes on and on

might think of some more later

Answer 5

Brendon fevola  Cpt

Ben cousins Vice Cpt

Chris Judd

Barry hall

Garry Ablett

Jeff Farmer

Alan didak

Stephen Silvagni

Chad Cornes

Jude bolton

Brad fisher

Lance Franklin

Luke Hodge

Mathew Lloyd