If the bigfoot discovery is for real, how will this effect your life?

Question

For me...I'm heading out to the woods to live among them to gather data about them. I will then write a national best selling book entitled, "Bigfoot: Friend or Foe?". If possible, I will take a female bigfoot as my bride. This in turn, will lead to another best selling book.

Answer 1

I'm too busy supporting my family. So it won't effect me much.

But the answer above is really funny.

Answer 2

Perhaps I can finally get funding for my mermaid expedition

Answer 3

Do they have a name for what's wrong with you?

Answer 4

The word you are looking for is affect, not effect.

Leave Big Foot and his Bride alone!

Answer 5

If Bigfoot is real than it would explain my former brother in law.

When the bombs fly

have a beer

Answer 6

Uh huh.