If the earth could talk what do you think it would say?

Question

I'm not talking about earth's inhabitants. I'm talking about "nature." I think the earth would probably say "it's about freaking time you loosers decided to go green and stop poisoning me!" ( ^ _ ^ )

Answer 1

the pain is insufferable. kill me now, make it quick

Answer 2

Stop piling on me .. it hurt like nail poking on my back!!

Answer 3

It would go "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee blaksdfoiHOIH! bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiahhhhhhhhhhhhhh eeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

Answer 4

More like "I told you so." Because it hinted the oil was being more scarce. Animals are dying. Water level rising. Ozone layer being depleted. Abnormal changes in the weather. More natural disasters occurring. Pretty much subtle hints for us to change our ways.

Answer 5

f*ck you

Answer 6

"FEED ME IDIOTS! i dont want that freakin oil c**p, i want water. i need WATER!" lol.

Answer 7

"It's too late!" said the earths everything as it deteriorated more and more w/ each second that passes by.

Answer 8

" I am a very old woman..do you love me? I think you do. I know by just looking at what you have done on me "

Answer 9

stop f****n me up

Answer 10

in reality just how much of the worlds population do you think is going green or eventually will

The amount is minimal ,I dont think the earth would notice.

If the planet or Gaia could talk she`d say get the h**l of my back.

Answer 11

I believe the earth would say, "These pesky little ants called humans are hysterically funny. They think they can hurt me when I have survived millenia of heartburn and gas (volcanoes), convulsions (earthquakes), fevers and chills (global warming AND cooling), attacks from my neighbors (asteroids), etc. All I have to do is shrug my shoulders and I could toss them off within the blink of an eye."

Answer 12

Stop giving all your love to a ghostly father figure in the sky. the only one who looks after you is me. So start showin some DAYAM respect.

Answer 13

I think the earth would say "People are itchy"

Answer 14

I think the Earth would say, "OMG!!! Why are you treating me this way?"

Answer 15

"nature" would probably be dead from all of our poisons. lol.

Answer 16

"HELP!"

Answer 17

Treat me right or your kids and grandkids are gonna suffer.

Answer 18

Get the h**l off of me.

Football players.

Miners.

Answer 19

it would say:" you are guilty of crimes against nature; therefore, you have 30 days to evict the planet !"

Answer 20

OUCH!!!

Answer 21

maybe please stop digging holes in me it hurts.... or stop polluting me or i'll start polluting you :)

Answer 22

HELP ME!! IM COVERD WITH STUPID PEOPLE

Answer 23

I think it would say"How dare you poison me just for you endless need and wants all you do is nag nag nag I want this and I want that"

lol!

Answer 24

'Why are you being like this I give you food and plants and JOY and this is how you repay me! by killing me!?'

Answer 25

I am going to kill you all!!  I can only take so much more of the abuse you guys are giving me before I teach you all a BIG lesson (which it will for real one day b/c every so many millions of years there is a mass extinction and the earth goes through massive warming and cooling - re: ice ages.  We are just speeding up the process)