If the hockey section were a school...?

Question

To That Guy: I said "If you want to add any jobs to the ones I have, go right ahead!"

So, if you want to add students, go right ahead. I am not stopping you.

Answer 1

Teacher of kids to the importance of sneezing-Rezheen

Answer 2

I WANNA BE >>> THE CLASS BULLY

Answer 3

i herd some where that Hasek was good at math. but you could make this more fun by adding some students.

Answer 4

I think I might be able to fill in the position of Cafeteria Supervisior... maybe not Super but possibly Potato peeler

Answer 5

I want to be the guidance counsellor.  I'll take the students out for pizza while pretending to listen to their problems, while enjoying the pizza.

Did I just say that?

Answer 6

1. LITY

2. TDK

3. Playboy (Like your other picture you had a week ago! :)

4. Kate

5. Erica

6. BILL!

7. Petza (I just think it would be interesting!)

8. Mike, Avs Fan

9. Bob

10. Dave, Proud Flyers Fan (If he ever comes back)

11. Avro Arrow

12. Yourmom and l**k My Ball Sakic

13. Sharks Baby!!!

14. I heart gonchar

15. Vinny

Answer 7

I'll take either secretary (close enough to administrative assistant, which is what I'm doing now), librarian, or music teacher.

Answer 8

Principal- Steve Yzerman

VP- Nick Lidstrom

Secretary- Eva Longoria

Guidance- Emily

English- Jess

Math- Karen

Science- Carmen Electra

Gym- Steve

Hockey- Gordie Howe

Shop- McCarty

Librarian- Igor Larionov

Janitor- Joe Sackic

Security- Kronwall

Music- Nicole

Business- Ken Holland

There ya go

Answer 9

if you need a substitute teacher, i'm in!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 10

pricipal: LITY

vice: Bob

Secretary: ms. hockey (can u come up w/ a better name?)

guidance counselor (u canadian?): me. i'll guide 'em real good. (heh heh)

Science: Erica (i hear she's good at math. thats useful in science)

Math: Burnaby Joe (aint he a math top contributor who stops by here occasionally?)

Gym: bill w

Hockey: Lubers. i'll be the teacher's assitant for this class!

Shop: Joe B

Librarian: Avalanche/Broncos/... (really a studier)

Janitor: i'd say Jude, but he is a b**** and i dont want him in our school. besides, the janitor at my school is cool w/ most of the students, so i'd say: heavysoviet.

Security: Mike (i feel safe now).

Music: I <3 Gonchar. (plays the kazoo!)

Business: NIPS

Answer 11

i dont get the question

but what i know is that

REDWINGS WILL WIN THE CUP!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 12

Been awhile since we asked this question...

I'll relinquish my actual guidance counselor license to anyone who wants it.

Principle- LITY

VP- Nips...the VP who sells booze out of his car at post prom. What Your school didn't do that? For shame.

Secretary- RZ cause she's a prolific writer and could put together soem nice PTA bulletins

English- contrary to what my typing might suggest, I do have an English degree as well.

Math- Bob

Science- Heavy, what with his nuclear puck bunny warfare and whatnot

Gym- Joe, all d**n day

Hockey teacher- Lity does it between faculty meetings, cause its an elective

Shop- Jay K

Librarian- Jenni, she's a smart girl

Janitor- Joe does it between gym classes, cause he can fix anything

Hall Monitor- Catherine, she can regulate kids

Study Hall Monitor- CME for the same reason

Music- Trombass

Business teacher- Mike Avs Fan

Kid stuffed in locker: Sammy

Kid who goes "woah, I opened right to it!" or "I'm done. What do we do when we're done?": Moose or Spud lol

Ooops, I made duplicates. Sorry, yo. Kid who doesn't read directions: ME!

Answer 13

WAIT! I am a High School English Teacher. Shouldn't I get that spot by default?

Answer 14

doesnt matter who the staff is, the rest of us are riding the short bus..

Somebody pull the fire alarm

Answer 15

I dont know man! Do you know how long I have been out of high school? Longer than you have been alive if you are still in school.

So just make me a dad of someone that is a cool student and I will be happy!

Answer 16

If the hockey section were a school.... you would never see me again!!! hahahhahahahahah

I would prob put myself in the music teacher role, im not sure about everybody else's musical backgrounds though.

Answer 17

<--- Schoolbus driver!