If the paranormal (ghosts, etc) were real and a threat to the public, how would law enforcement handle it?

Question

If ghosts, demons, maybe even Freddy Krueger were all real, how would the police, FBI and so on protect the public?

Answer 1

well, i know what governments do all over the world when they are challenged with a fallen or landed ufo.  they call in their remote viewers.  maybe they would do the same for ghosts and ghouls too.

Answer 2

Are you asking "Who you gonna call?" Ghostbusters, silly !

Answer 3

very quietly.

Answer 4

I am in the mood to tell you a story that involved the cops.  A few years back, I had decided to go out to the casino and get rid of my old-nasty car.  However most of that morning I had been drinking.  So I chose to stop drinking at 2:00pm that afternoon, so that I could go out that night.

I left here believing that I had used up all the Beer in my system.  I had no idea anything bizzare was about to happen.  I got my son in-law to pull my car out of the spot it had been sitting in for nearly 3 months.  "I am taking it with me.  But I am not bringing this lod-nasty hoopty home.  I am going to win big ang buy me a new one."

The reason I said this is because I believe I am a psychic and was able to use this power to get some money.  I had a plan.  I had the timming right down to the millibite.

Just as I left the yard. Still light out, and ready to take on the casino.  A SUV with a female on a cell phone came over the hill.  She came into my lane.  So I moved over to avoid a collision on this hill-billy mountain.  I had not evey changed gears from 2nd to 3rd yet.  WHEN I see a huge black mass come up from behind that same hill.  The sound and the fact my car was lifted up, as if in a Tornado.

I saw the mail-boxes in front of me while I fought to keep controle.  I was spinning round and round through the air, and was comming down on these mail boxes from a hight. "STOP"!  I screamed.

By the time I came to rest.  My car had made contact with that line of mail boxes.  Flipped me onto my hood and took out 45 feet of fencing, before burring me in a foot and a half of field dirt.

I was hanging upside down in my seat belt, believing fully that I had just been abducted by a space craft.  That they had just trhown me to the ground.

Over the next few moments I chased this monster around my car.  Kicking it with my high heel shoes and telling it that I was a human and if I was going to kill me I was taking it to court.

That poor Cop.  Not one shard of glass was on me.  Not one splatter of mud was on my shoes or clothing.  Absolutely no physical injuries except my insistance that I was just on a space ship and had excaped...While we set in his creusier, ready to go for a DUI...The radio said "We have a complaint of an unknown creature running through.." and the cop turned off his radio.  I said "WOW UFO"S and Bigfoot, all in one night."  He looked at me and said.."I do not deal with those things."

He wrote it up as best he could considering there had been quite a few wittenesses.  This being my first and only time in jail in my 42 years of life.  He begged me not to include him.  I promised right then and trere I was going to plee guilty of DUI.  Because I had time to think.

While setting in front of the Judge, and he read me what that poor cop had written, I pled guilty.  He asked why?  What I said to him was the Gods honest truth.  He too agreed that I should not go to gruop or be exposing my first DUI to any other people.  The Judge agreed that my DUI had some extrodenary acceptions.  If I had chose to take this to a higher pannle, everyone at the sean would have been pulled in.  The Dispatcher too.  I pled guilty and got a sentence quite unexpected.  I was sent to a psychologist, one on one.  Even this man agreed after a year of knowing me...That if I had chose to realy take this incodent to the courts weird stuff would have occurred in that courtroom.  I was not prepaired to defend myself against that wall.

My car, that old hoopty, saved my life.  A steal mail box had come right into my drivers side.  Placed itself on my steering wheel and kept the roof from crushing down onto me.  But absolutely no glass was found on me.  Infact it I had not told them that I was in that car, no one would have guessed.  My problem was with the monster I was fighting when all this happened.  And the lights in the sky I pointed out to the witnesses.  I wore a green crushed velvet outfit and high heels.  But there was no evidence of my walking around my car in them.  I was absolutly clean.  Even my hair had not been messed up.  I took out 4 mail boxes a phone box and a telliphone pole on top of 45 feet of barbed wire fencing wrapped around my car.  No one wanted this to go to court.

But a year later I saw the man who owned that fence.  Soon as he found out that it was me, he backed off.  Those lights I pointed to in front of everyone, had been in his field.  He wanted nothing to do with it at all.  Moving away from me stating, "You brought something to my field.  I saw it.  Go away."

Here is the kicker.  I was within sight of my drive way in second gear only.  When my car toughed down I was still in second gear 1.5 miles away.

Answer 5

i do not know for sure it would change the worldthey could not do much as they would be in danger to.

Answer 6

Why would they?

Isn't that what we have so many tax free churches and clergymen for?

May as well put them to work for a change.

Answer 7

The police are powerless.  That's why they'd have to call on experts like Sylvia Browne and Allison DuBois.

I can't even type that with a straight face.

Answer 8

Hire a team of psychiatrists.

Answer 9

I would think they would go to mediums to get answers. Police or qualified persons in training for OBE, Astral travel, and projection are hired around the clock to battle these ghost- demons...spirit to spirit.

EDIT

What's all the thumbs down?

Answer 10

They'd bring in the priests and other clergymen.