If the pens win the cup..?

Question

Will bettman and crosby get married? It is legal in california now.

Answer 1

Well, I think by the time the season's over Bettman will have died from sclerosis of the liver.

It's pretty clear to me that he's drunk 24/7, nobody's that stupid.

Or is he?

Well..if it does work out like you said, I think we all know who's the man in the relationship. Have you seen that beard?

Answer 2

To my friends at the Yahoo! Answers Hockey Section:

"This is what I call a retarted question"

Answer 3

your jealous becuse crosby is the best player in the league and pittsburgh is dominant.  i bet you are a flyers fan huh?

Answer 4

lol.

you mean they aren't already?

Answer 5

LOL...

I'd say 69% chance....

Answer 6

no they stated publicly that they are only friends with benefits and have no interest in making it a serious relationship.

I wonder if Crosby's "mustache" tickles Bettman when they kiss?

Answer 7

Yes, and have wild monkey s*x.

Answer 8

Bettman will be missing by the end of the series.