If the puck is made of vulcanized rubber... how do Vulcan's use it for a prophylactic??

Question

If the puck is made of vulcanized rubber... how do Vulcan's use it for a prophylactic??

Answer 1

The Vulcan pee-pee is an amazing tool. It actually has the ability to heat itself up to a point where the "Vulcylactic" seals itself over the top in kind of a vacuum bag type motion. So the round puck is similar to our "Jimmy in a package" once put on it changes form. The amazing thing is after it is used and heated back off it is added to Brian Englblums hair for that wind tunnel look.

Answer 2

Before Star Trek, Vulcan was the god of fire and blacksmiths and vulcanzed rubber is made by heating.

Answer 3

Tires are made of vulcanized rubber, I believe some are used for four-ply

Answer 4

lol

Answer 5

Arguably the worst joke I've heard this week, and thats taking into consideration some pretty pitiful jokes.

Answer 6

Beer Slayer considering Vulcans on mate once every seven years. I really don't think there is a big condom business on Vulcan.

Answer 7

Much like goodyear tires being used on football fields, the Vulcans decided to let us use their used prophylactics to make hockey pucks.

  In exchange they get free admission to any hockey game.  Although they are rare, you just need to have a good eye to spot them out, most sit up in boxes or even the catwalk, some brave sitting among the humans, they can usually be pointed out for fact of wearing head gear to cover pointy ears.

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