If the recession were to hit Sesame street hard and its residence were forced into the pornography industry

Question

who would be the most successful, also, what would their Screen name be?

Answer 1

That big HAIRY elephant!! I can't think of his name...

Answer 2

Oscar the Pimp.  

Answer 3

Elmo would emcee The Price is Right Gone Nude

Cookie Monster would be CEO of a company that makes edible cookie flavored G-strings.

Answer 4

Prairie Dawn. She was the s-lut of the bunch, and she already has a p**n name built in.

Answer 5

Have you seen 'meet the feebles'?

Answer 6

Following 2 quarters of a decline in the GDP, the only one who could possibly survive this would be Oscar the Grouch as he has a degree of security with respect to domecile.  His screen name would likely remain the same.

Answer 7

I hear theiy're hook'n up with MS 13 .

Answer 8

Bert and Ernie could finally come out of the closet and have quite a successful career doing g*y p**n.

The name "Bert and Ernie" says enough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXAb8PsK0...

Answer 9

Obviously, the most successful would be.....wait for it....

BIG BIRD !!!

and he wouldn't even need a screen name  ;)

Answer 10

The Two-Headed Monster

"The Purple Kitty Eater"

Oh - Baby

Oh - Baby

Oh - Baby Oh - Baby Oh - Baby Oh - Baby Oh - Baby

Oh - Baby Oh - Baby Oh - Baby Oh - Baby Oh - Baby

OH BABY!

Answer 11

Gives a whole new meaning to "Tickle-me-Elmo"

Big Bird: Is he really BIG?

Oscar would be the cheesy 70's p**n star,

Bert and Ernie would handle all the g*y s*x.

Who wants to munch on Cookie Monster's Big Cookie?

Snufflupagus (Or however it is spelled) is the dark horse, and will probably have the star carrer.

And all the children will have to leave the show for obvious legal reasons.

Answer 12

Bert and Ernie...most successful

Big Bird Does Dallas...not sure any would have to change their names

Answer 13

idk sorry but take the other person advice