If the streets in heaven are paved with gold, who paved them, and who mined or panned for the gold?

Question

If the streets in heaven are paved with gold, who paved them, and who mined or panned for the gold?

Answer 1

i heard the streets of heaven are paved with heathen intestines.  

Answer 2

The ones that live there

Answer 3

A-theo-ist beat me to the punchline.

Those roads are paved with fool's gold.  

Answer 4

All this time I thought they were lined with beer and pretzels  

Answer 5

God did.

Just like he said.  "let there be light."  he also didnt need a switch either.

Answer 6

You see, the real problem with THAT fantasy is Two-Fold:

The only thing that makes Gold valuable is it's scarcity, which Heaven has nullified.

And, even with all that Gold, there's no Pawn Shops to sell the bits you break off to.

See? "Heaven" is actually h**l!!!

Answer 7

Whatever humans value so much here in the world, in heaven it's worthless. The streets are made out of GOLD!! We wear gold rings, necklaces, etc. To God that's worthless, that should just shows us how great God is! And God is the king of everything. I don't think they have construction workers fixing the roads and stuff. It's heaven not earth

Answer 8

Actually the streets of heaven are paved with iron pyrite.

Answer 9

God did, but He didn't have to pan for it. He just spoke it into existence. Only humans have to pan for gold from this fallen Earth. God created gold in the first place!