If there is a god, is it likely that he is a scotsman?

Question

if not then why would he have given us the best country in the world and given the english such a bad one?

Answer 1

No

I'm sure some people will think other countries are #1 (some English may disagree)

Answer 2

He might be English, after all Godstone is in Surrey.

Answer 3

No He is an Irishman who likes to party and drink all the time

Answer 4

i really hope god isn't a scot.

i've been to an old firm match and you blokes are scary.

Answer 5

Read "The Mark of the Scots" for an answer as to what Scots culture has produced, oh Sassenach poster.

If that god is anything like my Greenock grandfather, he's loads of fun.

Answer 6

He has a wicked sense of humour. Scotsmen wear kilts and play on bagpipes.

edit, I was only joking. I love Scotland. I spent time doing photography around Loch Ness last year and thought it was the most beautiful place I've ever seen. And I love the culture, from Walter Scott through Burns and David Wilkie. I was just being light-hearted. Don't be too serious, or you'll change my view :-)

Answer 7

I think he is, although I'm English, I seriously think he's a Scot he's laughing at everyone else!

Answer 8

No.

God does not suffer from Scottish cultural cringe.

You poor wee laddie.

Alex Salmon may be able to kiss it better.

But this is a serious condition and may be terminal, you need professional help quickly.

Answer 9

i wouldn't know being an atheist, but i do know that quite often when i see a scotsman, especially if he's in a quilt and has a nice thick brogue, i am inclined to think of gods (usually greek).

Answer 10

Wise up he's not from Scotland he's from the good oul Village in Belfast, Norn Ireland, sure everybody knows that!

Answer 11

The Lord God is   a  Hebrew.    He  has given all  wonderful lands including the Englishman.