If there is no God,?

Question

then who made up idiotic names like Ezekiel and Obadiah?

My apologies to the mothers of Ezekiel and Obadiah, but really, why not stick with Ann or Tommy?

Answer 1

Some humans did. Yes, we are that cruel to our children.  

Answer 2

Those names are proof enough for me that Christians back then had a sense of humour... unlike many today.  

Answer 3

I prefer evil names like Igor, Egor, Hellda and Esmerelda than to say anal names like Bevus, Bronwyn, Buttplug or Barry Sphincter-bleaching

Answer 4

There is NO scientific evidence for any christian aspects, get that right.

With Christians, it's like

Science is wrong if it contradicts our beliefs, but if it happens not to contradict them then it's right and they try to use it as proof.

Answer 5

There is a God. The is more science that proves Jesus then any other..

Answer 6

The Protestant Reformation

As English given names, these have been used since the Protestant Reformation.

Answer 7

What about Kal-El? Buzzel? J'ohn? Pa-ul?  

Answer 8

Satan

Answer 9

Obadiah - hey jerk my name is derived from that. Im an atheist now I but had religious parents.

Answer 10

Ah, but there IS.

God's Word says, "A fool in his heart says there is no God."  

God has shown Himself to those of us who know Him.  Why else would we say He existed, if we didn't KNOW?!

May He make Himself known to you and bless you!

D1

Answer 11

Celebrities would make up those names.  You know celebrities love to saddle their kids with horrifying monikers.

Dylan gets to go to preschool for free, by the way.  :-)

Answer 12

The insane wackos who created everything else Christians believe in.

Answer 13

zeke and opie are my cuzzin's

Answer 14

Oh, those were hateful parents indeed and anyone naming their kids that should be charged with child abuse and endangering the welfare of a human being

Answer 15

they are not idiotic they all stand for something God wanted them to do.  

Answer 16

I kind of like the names Debbi, Hannah, and Coleen.

Answer 17

As a kid, I was confused by "Lot."  I couldn't figure out why a mother would name her kid after a parking lot.

Answer 18

Oy vey, Thricey! You are breaking my heart! I am in the process of adopting twin boys and I was going to name them Zeke and Obie. Now what? I thought you would love the names I picked out. Wahhhhhh! Now I guess I will go to plan "B"....... The Babby Formerly Known As Zeke and The Babby Formerly Known as Obie. God only knows I did not have that kind of imagination!

(((((Thricey)))))

Answer 19

Not to mention Onan.