If there was a farting competition at the olympics...... ?

Question

Would baked beans be considered to be a performance enhancing drug?

Answer 1

I dont know if baked beans will work but my mum will win with complete ease but she probably clear the audience aswell.

Answer 2

How many disciplines would there be?  Sound, Smell, Length of flame, and the Triathlon would make sense.

Answer 3

Not sure about the baked beans, but I bet my husband would win the gold medal lol.

Answer 4

Probably and they would need a new slogan of Longer Higher Farther Farter!

Answer 5

yes because the product of baked beans together with the concept of bubbling gas which you call 'f**t' results in the expelation of the two chemicals mixed together in this chemical reaction thus enhancing the performance.

Answer 6

Pshht, naww... all atheletes would have to have access to it though.