If there was an Olympic games for drinking, eating, belching and farting

Question

What would you get gold in?

Oh I forgot smoking and other bad habits too.

Answer 1

Drinking, belching and farting.

A close second in the others...

Answer 2

I couldn't tell you what I would get gold in. But I wouldn't have a sore throat ever again. (wink wink)

Answer 3

I can f**t smoke rings. Where do i get my medal?

Answer 4

Golds in the most smelliest f**t you can expel from your anal spincter, and silvers in how the loudest burp you can emit. Bronze in how fast you can eat like 50 hamburgers for example lol.

Answer 5

I read that wrong. Smoking, definately.

Answer 6

Bored or not, that's a funny question...  cheered me up !

Answer 7

I would miss out on the medals as usual, mr fourth place here. my bad habit well I drive people mad with my chuback yawn. My nephew is convinced it was me in star wars.  

Answer 8

I could "mine the gold" in booger flicking. I'm tellin' ya I can draw blood with a hard boog.

Answer 9

eating , drinking and smoking

i am a master at all three , i practice very day by getting up early and running to the shop for regular suppiles

Answer 10

A Gold in drinking, and I'll be back for the 2016 games, where I'll win a silver for Renal Failure.

Answer 11

Armchairing  

Answer 12

I would get gold in smoking. I can even blow perfect smoke rings!

Answer 13

Nobody could beat this guy, he could play the French National Anthem on a f**t. He went by the stage name of "Le Petomane" , he made a fortune from it on the stage.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9t...

Answer 14

Eating lol without a doubt!

Answer 15

Man I got each one of them down to a state of art

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To chose which one I am best at is kind of like asking when do I breath best

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Answer 16

golds in both flatulence and hot wing devouring.