If they held the Olympics in Ireland would they include the "beer sculling race"? Would the Irish win?

Question

As an Aussie, I must admit to having in the past been partial towards the odd Amber Ale, however the Irish can really drink! So to can the Ruskies! So who would win, in order of top ten places if you will, the inorgoral beer sculling (boat race) Olmpics?

Answer 1

I don't know about Beer Sculling... but they would be on the podium for the GUINESS GUZZLING.

HEY.. You Aussies aren't exactly exempt from weird Olympic events... there is the SPAGHETTI CHUCKING event that your countrymen invented.

Answer 2

HAHA! Irish hands down!!!

Answer 3

Aussies of coz. The beer bellies are more developed.

Answer 4

The Irish might win a Guinness sculling comp and the Russians a vodka one but the Aussies would win a beer sculling one with the Germans a very close second.