If two nice guys were in a race...?

Question

Would the race never end, given that nice guys finish last.

Answer 1

I would marry them both, seeing as they appear to be the only two nice guys left in the entire world.

Answer 2

They would both get to the finish line but neither would cross while waiting on the other to go first.

Answer 3

No it would end since one of the nice guys would have to win and one lose.  Especially if it's the same girl they were both going for.

Answer 4

it would end because they'd run out of time telling the other to go ahead

Answer 5

Its a complete lie that 'nice guys finish last'.  Its just a slogan that cheaters and liars use to justify their cheating and lying.  As a matter of fact nice guys often finish first and if they don't at least they are still a nice guy.

In the rat race, even if you win you're still a rat.

Answer 6

It would be a tie.  A solution they would agree on while running the race.

Answer 7

Duh! It would be a tie. They'd both be last. LOL

Answer 8

The world has a way of turning even the nicest guy ruthless.

Answer 9

Hi: No, the race would never begin being they were NICE GUYS, they would probly sit down, have a cup of tea and talk about hte weather.. thx.

Answer 10

Someone would win the race but their both losers in my book.  

Answer 11

Ha ha! Perhaps there are degrees of niceness which come into play in such a situation...?

Answer 12

true race is with ourselves not with the nicest guy on earth

Answer 13

That expression is only used to mean that if you let people walk all over you, you will never get anywhere. If they were in a race, and they truly were nice, they wouldn't care who won. They would just race for the enjoyment of it.

Answer 14

Define nice?  How nice is the first nice guy?  The second?  If the first nice guy wants to win extremely bad, then is that a nice thought to want to "beat" someone.  Is competition a "nice thing"? What if the first nice guy did something at one time that the secound nice guy did not?  When in doubt answer with questions.  

Answer 15

"Niceness" is a self created comparative concept... it can not exist in isolation and is not absolute. Therefore, it is inevitable that one of the guys will be nicer than the other. The race would end when the ‘other’ crosses the finishing line.  

Answer 16

Impossible! It human nature to be competitive and win. But the nice guy who won wont gloat over his victory and probably be overly humble about it.