If u could have any superpower...

Question

if u could have any superpower what would it be? would it be invisibility or flying or maybe time controlling?

Answer 1

The ability to argue with women and win!

Answer 2

haha the power to get boys to do whatever i want...... oh wait i already have that power  

Answer 3

I would have power over fire.

Answer 4

I would love to be able to fly.

Answer 5

Hypnotic suggestion - being able to plant a command in anyone's mind with a single statement.  I would use this power against those who go out of their way to annoy and bother the general masses.  For example...

Overly aggressive drivers (tailgaters etc) - I'd give them an itch right in the middle of their backs - somewhere they just can't reach while they're driving.  They only feel it when they surpass the speed limit.  That oughta keep them itchy.

Overly cautious drivers - Incontinence.  I'll tie their need to pee to their need for more speed.

People who think they know everything and just can't stop sharing their thoughts with the rest of us - Uncontrollable drooling.  That'll force them to keep their mouths shut for a while.

People who let their children run around like free-range livestock in crowded public places - An uncontrollable need to drop their pants and sing "Carolina Moon" every time their kids get more than three feet away from them.  It won't stop their kids, but it will draw a lot of unwanted attention to them.  

Diet and fitness freaks who denigrade and taunt anyone who does not conform to their view of "great shape" - An insatiable appetite for deep-fried Twinkies.

Pretty boys and ladies who look down on those of us that are less pleasing to the eye - Uncontrollable flatulence.  No one will care how you look.

Politicians - An irresistable compulsion to drop their pants, turn around and yell "Spank my lying ***" every time they break an election promise.

And I'm sure there are more, but I'm getting tired.

Answer 6

invisibility, because then I could do basically anything else I wanted to.

Answer 7

invisibility!

Answer 8

I would love to be able to stick to the wall like Spider-Man.

Answer 9

to have powers like mister fantastic stretch any part of the body you want  

Answer 10

make everyone that is sad, be happy