If u have ever been caught totally nude 4 any reason by an older neighbor of the opposite s*x, what happened?

Question

I mean when you are or were becoming of age sexually, not an 8 or something year old. It happened to me when I got out of my pool and was drying off in my garage. It happened with two different female (I am a male) neighbors and while nothing happened sexually both of them saw me many more times after the first accidental times (they were different times). I did not hide myself and they seemed to find a way to be there at just the right time or be looking out there windows into my garage just as I was entering it - so I just waved and dried off and they waved back. I was in my mid to teens to early 20's and one neighbor was in her 30's and the other I think was in her mid 50's.

Answer 1

I'm surprised that YA doesn't have a section for sexual fantasies.

Answer 2

I was naked in front of my living room window without realizing I was exposed. A car pulled up and they were howling at me. I was so shocked that I stood there and took it.

Whatever.

Answer 3

You're a freak.  

Answer 4

Well for one it sounds like "caught" is not really the word here. You seem to like being a bit of an exhibitionist. I mean who walks between their pool and garage nude?  They were probably looking because you are always putting on a show! Anyway, unless they were offended it seems like no harm done.

Answer 5

Once, (gah)

I was just getting out of my pool with a couple of my neighbors, and had no idea I had lost my bathing suit bottoms getting out of the pool.

Awkward silence and scrambling for towels followed.

Answer 6

here , its almost midnight ,  and theres a hole in my cap board , i can see dead horses with rainbow socks and old tapes mixed with blood from here

Theres a black telephone ringing constantly and no one answers ,

cuz everyone is sleeping exempt for me , the stars and a big balloon guy next to  his puddle dog

who swallowed a radio who wont turn off the politics station

barf , barf , barf ! is still the same sound though !

In the morning somebody is going to answer the phone an its going to be you !

Answer 7

I have before.

It was really early in the morning and I went to take a shower. Our neighbor who is my dads friend was sitting right downstairs. I was very sleeping in the shower and I fell out and took the shower curtain with me. Apparently it was a loud landing because he bolted in to see what happened. I was nude just laying there. He just stared for a second and walked out and closed the door.

Very embarrassing but I wasn't really awake to say anything. I wonder what he thought.....